dumbest ebay auctions ever

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2335824970&category=15592

Who buys stuff like this?

*Nex looks at watch and waits for hundreds of people to respond that THEY are in fact the people who buy this stuff*

Just Kidding romper is excellent, very pretty! Black with bright flowers throughout, a mauve rose on the front with a yellow ribbon. Yellow ribbon has wash wear, bit of fraying. Beautiful!!

a few months ago Tom Savini's pubes were on there.....it made me feel funny

Tom Savini's PUBES?! And I missed it?! Damn the fates!! Who the hell is Tom Savini?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2940450278&category=1469

i've seen everything and i'm ready to die now.

tom savini did the soecial effects for dawn of the dead, and he plays the guy with the revolver codpiece in from dusk til dawn

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/ebay/

[Edited on Jul 19, 2003 by Shalome]

This is the dumbest crap I've ever seen. Two thumbs up.

I bought a potato that looked like a shark off eBay...I've still got it too...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3257218597&category=13755

????????

I've finally taken a photo of my potato shark, but it's now all wrinkly after spending about 23 months on top of my fridge so you'll need to use your imagination to picture what it was like in the flush of youth...yes, I bought a potato off eBay...

it looks more like a petrified brownie to me

But it's still got an eye and a mouth and...oh, nevermind...

It really looks like a cow.

doesn't look like a shark.

maybe if you bought it some nuts from that auction we'd be more impressed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3160632297&ssPageName=ADME:B:LC:US:1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2967434593&category=1467

This is definitely animal cruelty... I wonder if they let the rest of him be? Must take the spring out of his step.

I'd rather slap you for being enough of a fucking loser as to say "damn tootin' ".

That's creepy as hell... buy someone a stalker? yiiikes.

Because really...everyone knows it's DARN tootin'.

I loved the guy who offered to show up at your place of work or residence to kick your ass. I'll see if I can find the link...