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horsekateer

horsekateer

I'm lost
July 2002

AUG 04, 2002 10:05 PM

What are some of the worst movies you guys have ever seen?

Two of mine include: Batman and Robin and Universal Soldier

Fucking Terrible Movies mad

Sparkle

Sparkle

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 04, 2002 10:10 PM

battlefield earth...

Roxy

Roxy

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 04, 2002 10:12 PM

Off the top of my head, there are two movies I fell asleep in the theatre during. Bio Dome and The Cable Guy. But here are plenty more movies I hate...

horsekateer

horsekateer

I'm lost
July 2002

AUG 04, 2002 10:12 PM

hahahha

thats hilarious

ohhh travolta, wtf where you thinking

scientology THIS surreal

just_b_cool

just_b_cool

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 10:12 PM

Bad movies abound. I'll keep it short and semi-recent.

1. Battlefield Earth
2. Dungeons and Dragons
3. John Q

I paid 50 cents for D&D and felt totally robbed.

These movies are absolutely devoid of any merit.

LaneMeyer

LaneMeyer

Brooklyn, NY
August 2002

AUG 04, 2002 10:48 PM

Little Nicky is probably the outright worst film I have ever seen. Although I recall seeing one a couple weeks ago that approached the terror of Little Nicky. But now I can't remember what it was, which means it clearly wasn't as bad as Little Nicky since that film has permamently etched an unforgivable place in my head. I lost two very valuable hours of my life that night that I will never get back.

LM

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

AUG 04, 2002 10:51 PM

OOOH! Easy.

Leprachaun 4: In Outer Space.

Other contenders:

Space Truckers, worst sex scene of all time
Two If By Sea
I'll Do Anything
Independence Day (the soundtrack made me walk out halfway through)
Species (the girl was hot but I actually waited outside during the movie, rather then watch it)
Dreams of an Insomniac (Sal, I can't BELIEVE you made me watch it, let alone you own it!)
Showgirls (I left the theater again, halfway through)
Congo

Violet

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

AUG 04, 2002 10:54 PM

Dia, what are you talking about????/ Show girls had the best sex scene ever of that girl from Saved by the bell fucking in a pool flapping around like a dying fish! It was one of my all time favorite comical sex scenes! But yeah it was pretty bad!

horsekateer

horsekateer

I'm lost
July 2002

AUG 04, 2002 10:57 PM

aww, I thought Little Nicky was hilarious!

remember when those guys made him punch himself in the crotch!?

hHHHAHAha

thats fucking comedy, c'mon!

cosmicslop

cosmicslop

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:02 PM

A Knight's Tale. That was embarassingly bad. A bunch of knights break and start dancing to David Bowie. WTF??!!!

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:24 PM



Forrest Gump



piningshaft

piningshaft

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:35 PM

I hated that ugly Silence of the Lambs ripoff called The Cell.

RogueBoy

RogueBoy

Las Vegas, NV
September 2002

AUG 04, 2002 11:37 PM

Heh, you're right. You are the ONLY person who liked Battlefield Earth. I even saw that piece of Ishtar-like horseshit with you.

'Hahahahaha. A MAN-ANIMAL enjoying this shitty movie?'

hybrid

hybrid

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:40 PM

piningshaft said:
I hated that ugly Silence of the Lambs ripoff called The Cell.



You're definitely right, but the only person that did their role well is Vincent D'Onofrio. He's a legend! You should see him in his latest film The Salton Sea.

newlyweds

newlyweds

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:42 PM

Waterworld - Kevin Costener wears a girdle to conceal his belly. Shouldn't this movie have featured someone ripped if they knew they were gonna be wet the whole time?


[Edited on Sep 02, 2002 by OneLoneClone]

hybrid

hybrid

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2002 11:51 PM

Add the Godzilla remake, Bruiser, End of Days, Queen of the Damned, Swordfish.

I also didn't like Empire Records and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. <- (Long fucking title)

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 12:14 AM

As to Ishtar - the first half is pretty funny and the songs are genius, but as soon as they get involved with the "caper" part it falls to pieces.

Best line from Showgirls; "Dancin' ain't fuckin'"

Anyone ever see Santa With Muscles, with Hulk Hogan? Baaaaaaad!




[Edited on Aug 05, 2002 by googuse]

joyrider

joyrider

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 12:21 AM

googuse said:

Forrest Gump



aye. what a load of meldramatic mewling boomer crap. ugh.

Stewd

Stewd

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 12:34 AM

One comes to mind, because it was on last ngiht...

From Dusk till Dawn

and I second the motion on Battlefield Earth

cellophane

cellophane

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 12:36 AM

i've got you all beat. this is the worst movie ever:

http://gism.thirdcoil.com/

i'd know, i made it. tongue

Rise_Robot

Rise_Robot

Long Beach, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 12:39 AM

omega code
one night at mccools.
brazilian nuts # 3

emptyhandedhazystar

emptyhandedhazystar

I'm lost
July 2002

AUG 05, 2002 12:44 AM

race the sun with halle berry

my best friends wedding

the wedding planner

sweet november (i did like it at one time)

astronauts wife

big mommas house

both dr.doolittles

the stupids

thats all i can think of for now..

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

AUG 05, 2002 01:46 AM

okay guys.. really... why the hell hasn't anyone said throw mamma from the train and stop or my mom will shoot yet? is there ANY redeeming value in either of those?

also.. cabin boy, john carpenters vampires, weekend at bernies 2, porky's and meatballs 3, halloween 3 (oh christ, why was that movie made?), jason X, spy kids 2 (i'm just imagining on how bad it's gonna be), the rocketeer, mimic, and waaaaaaay to many to add....

but mostly.. throw mamma from the train and stop or my mom will shoot... jeepers h crackers those where just so god awefully terrible...

but then again not everything can be the big lebowski or cannibal the musical

Roach1161

Roach1161

Spanaway, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 02:19 AM

one time, my buddy's STUPID girlfriend made us watch "The Horse Whisperer." it sucked. it's three hours of nothing. that's if you can get past the ultra-depressing first fifteen minutes. i mean, come on! one horse dies, another gets so fucked up that he may as well have died, and that poor trucker probably lost his job! mad

tetsuo

tetsuo

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 05, 2002 06:53 AM

worst movie EVER... Kung Pow...oh my god Ive wanted to build a time machine to kill Thomas Edison for letting them be able to make that crap! ...oh yeah and Battlefield Earth

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