WORST MOVIES EVER

What are some of the worst movies you guys have ever seen?

Two of mine include: Batman and Robin and Universal Soldier

Fucking Terrible Movies

hahahha

thats hilarious

ohhh travolta, wtf where you thinking

scientology THIS

Bad movies abound. I'll keep it short and semi-recent.

1. Battlefield Earth
2. Dungeons and Dragons
3. John Q

I paid 50 cents for D&D and felt totally robbed.

These movies are absolutely devoid of any merit.

Little Nicky is probably the outright worst film I have ever seen. Although I recall seeing one a couple weeks ago that approached the terror of Little Nicky. But now I can't remember what it was, which means it clearly wasn't as bad as Little Nicky since that film has permamently etched an unforgivable place in my head. I lost two very valuable hours of my life that night that I will never get back.

LM

aww, I thought Little Nicky was hilarious!

remember when those guys made him punch himself in the crotch!?

hHHHAHAha

thats fucking comedy, c'mon!

A Knight's Tale. That was embarassingly bad. A bunch of knights break and start dancing to David Bowie. WTF??!!!

Forrest Gump

I hated that ugly Silence of the Lambs ripoff called The Cell.

Heh, you're right. You are the ONLY person who liked Battlefield Earth. I even saw that piece of Ishtar-like horseshit with you.

'Hahahahaha. A MAN-ANIMAL enjoying this shitty movie?'

You're definitely right, but the only person that did their role well is Vincent D'Onofrio. He's a legend! You should see him in his latest film The Salton Sea.

Waterworld - Kevin Costener wears a girdle to conceal his belly. Shouldn't this movie have featured someone ripped if they knew they were gonna be wet the whole time?


[Edited on Sep 02, 2002 by OneLoneClone]

Add the Godzilla remake, Bruiser, End of Days, Queen of the Damned, Swordfish.

I also didn't like Empire Records and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. <- (Long fucking title)

As to Ishtar - the first half is pretty funny and the songs are genius, but as soon as they get involved with the "caper" part it falls to pieces.

Best line from Showgirls; "Dancin' ain't fuckin'"

Anyone ever see Santa With Muscles, with Hulk Hogan? Baaaaaaad!




[Edited on Aug 05, 2002 by googuse]

aye. what a load of meldramatic mewling boomer crap. ugh.

One comes to mind, because it was on last ngiht...

From Dusk till Dawn

and I second the motion on Battlefield Earth

i've got you all beat. this is the worst movie ever:

http://gism.thirdcoil.com/

i'd know, i made it.

omega code
one night at mccools.
brazilian nuts # 3

race the sun with halle berry

my best friends wedding

the wedding planner

sweet november (i did like it at one time)

astronauts wife

big mommas house

both dr.doolittles

the stupids

thats all i can think of for now..

okay guys.. really... why the hell hasn't anyone said throw mamma from the train and stop or my mom will shoot yet? is there ANY redeeming value in either of those?

also.. cabin boy, john carpenters vampires, weekend at bernies 2, porky's and meatballs 3, halloween 3 (oh christ, why was that movie made?), jason X, spy kids 2 (i'm just imagining on how bad it's gonna be), the rocketeer, mimic, and waaaaaaay to many to add....

but mostly.. throw mamma from the train and stop or my mom will shoot... jeepers h crackers those where just so god awefully terrible...

but then again not everything can be the big lebowski or cannibal the musical

one time, my buddy's STUPID girlfriend made us watch "The Horse Whisperer." it sucked. it's three hours of nothing. that's if you can get past the ultra-depressing first fifteen minutes. i mean, come on! one horse dies, another gets so fucked up that he may as well have died, and that poor trucker probably lost his job!

worst movie EVER... Kung Pow...oh my god Ive wanted to build a time machine to kill Thomas Edison for letting them be able to make that crap! ...oh yeah and Battlefield Earth