Its RAPETASTIC!

Hi folks. Mac here. Some of you may remember a while ago when someone was pissed about people using the word "Gay" as a negtive conotation. Such as "Dude that is so gay."

Being an understanding and helpful fellow, I suggested the more politically correct phrasology of "Dude, that is so CRIPPELED!" Crippeled meaning "Lame" or "Sad" or "Hey man that really bums me out ya know?" Well it caught on and beleive you me the kids are clamoring for new "Lingo." as they put it.

Im always one to oblige so I have taken it upon myself to come up with a few new phrases to rachet up the "coolnee" of your "Vocabulary"...I guess that last word didn't really ned quotes. Im going to have to be more careful.

Rapetastic - Like "Neat!" or "Neato!" or mabye even "Zowie!" I know, it might not quite be "Zowie", thats a really hard act to follow.

Abusealicious - Mabye what you would call a hot girl. Especially if shes smaller and weaker than you.

Scott's dick - This is like what you would call a guy who "can't get it up." or has an overcompensation problem. Like in a scentence "Jeez Mac, your such a Scott's dick!"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"What?"
"I am a Scott's dick...Because thats my real name..."
"Oh shit, sorry dude."


Dead children! - Sort of like "No way! If your english, or really like to copy monty python, and what high school drama person dosen't? You could use the word "Bloody" as well. As in "Bloody dead children!"

Well anesthityze my Grandmother with a hammer! - This is a "Bless my soul" type of comment. But without the ovbious soul. And really quite the oppisite of a blessing come to think of it.

Oh another one - well, christ killed by jews!- DO NOT use in a synogaug. However alot of churches have no problem with this one...Especially the white supremicist ones go figure.

Try this one for love...

I love you so much I want to wear your skin and talk through your mouth hole.

Every lady I have said this too was just too happy to even reply. Hell I even saw tears in some of thier eyes.

Well gang thats all for now. Take your newfound enriched vocabulary and unleash it upon the uneducated masses!

Macvalgurargot

rapetastic?
once again, your attempt at humor is completely off base.
there are some things you just don't make jokes about.

Sorry. I am a total Scotts dick.

Mac

well, i laughed, at least. but not "outloud", as in "LOL". it was more like a snicker or a muttly laugh.

I have to agree with this!!! Plus Abuse-alicous abuse is not funny I was badly abused as a child and thats not funny. Plus to call a women abusealicous sounds like saying Hi I'm a redneck and I want to hit you. I have alot a friends that are girls and it a guy said that to them I would kick the shit out of them!!!

But all the rest were funny!

i am also doing the muttley laugh. mac. what can i say. you're a lynch mob o' laughs.

[Edited on Jul 05, 2003 by Olivia]

I think what you said was mostly funny. well except rapetastic. Kinda not funny. Dont you think that we in America dont really speak english. english is evolved. American is constantly evolving everyday. Slang is more expressive to us. It allow us to use our imagination and creativity to express ourselves. Many American words and phrases dont even translate into other languages. Isn't that a sign of a real language? well, good thread, sorry for the rant.

whatever happened to "smack my ass and call me a bitch!" ??

Thank you! And Lynch mob o' laughs is really offensive to my black friends.

Mac

The Scott's dick part made me laugh. Rape, not funny. Abuse, not funny. Impotence...funny.

I spent a month unable to move anything below my chest and was not at all sure that I'd ever walk again. I think your use of the word crippled is... really funny. Maybe there are some things that some people can't joke about but I, for one, can make a joke out of anything I want to.

Mac, I want to talk out of your mouth hole.

can we say, "MISSING THE POINT" ???

(not you flop)

[Edited on Jul 05, 2003 by Olivia]

I just blew past my TWO THOUSANDTH POST. By thanking Olivia. And saying "Lynch mob'o laughs is really insulting too my black friends."

WOW.

Macbeen here a looong time.

(comment removed because I didn't actually make any. Someone must've hijacked my computer while I was on vacation.)

[Edited on Jul 18, 2003 by chipotle]

Mac I'm a little confused. I called a girl "abusealicious" today and she punched me in the face. I figured that I must be using the "lingo" too early so I decided to wait a little while. So I was having dinner with this other girl and I told her that I wanted to wear her skin and talk out of her mouth hole but I spent the night in jail. What's going on? Has the whole world gone mad or just those two chicks and all the cops who arrested me and that court ordered psychiatrist? Oh yeah and the judge. Better not forget my family either. But I'm getting off topic. Are they all crazy or what?

You people need to grow up.

Except macbastard, who should always stay the young, lithe, 12-year old he pretends to be in my home movies.

I think we need Cash to come back and make a Sacred Cow animation.

how QUEER

Thank you, O

The irony is just roaring in this thread.

Thanks MacBastard that made me laugh by any chance would you be interested in renting a negro?

[Edited on Jul 06, 2003 by Parvan]

yeah well i was abused as a child too but so fucking what? whatta bunch of pussies. this shit is funny.

Hehe, nice website.

I think the funniest part about this post are the irate replies.