My name is Inigo Montoya...

... you kill my father. Prepare to die!

psst it's killed

with the accent you hafta admit it was a moot point. I mean it could even have been keel or keeled...

" you keep using that word, but i don't think it means what you think it means."

"if only we had a wheelbarrow amongst our assets."

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!". Urk

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Ah, I gotta find that movie.

"Bring back my father, you son of a bitch"

oh my, this just made my day (along with the percocet that just kicked in).

I'm not left-handed either!!!

Aaaaaas youuuuuu wiiiiiiiiish

SURRENDER!!!!!

you surrender? i accept!!!

heh. I did fezzik for theatre. I was only six and a half feet tall, but we had the black robe. No fire, sadly. Curse you, Mr fire marshalL!

"have fun storming the castle"

Anyone read the sequel, Buttercup's Baby?

" do you think it'll work?"
" it'd take a miracle."

my name is Kaiser Souze

"Lo-Pan, which Lo-Pan? The lil' old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall road block"

sleep well and dream of large women

Does anybody want a peanut?

That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about anything that's walked or crawled across the Earth at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill. For what you done to Ned.