no he would not... noise or sound it created by the ear transforming sound waves... so it would put out the waves... but if no one was around to pick them up... it would not make a sound... now if jesus were still alive when he fell... he would hear the sound... i'm bad at explaining things but yeah... so

:hel:

[Edited on Jun 23, 2003 by Hel]

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUN 23, 2003 12:11 AM

Probably not, but I like to think he'd get up and say, "I can see my house from here..."

Rybo

Portland, OR

May 2003

JUN 23, 2003 12:13 AM

if who fell off the cross?

[Edited on Jun 23, 2003 by rybo]

Zk

Portland, OR

June 2003

JUN 23, 2003 12:15 AM

you know.. the guy in that one book. the one with the beard. him.. not the book.

Feifer

Encinitas, CA

October 2002

JUN 23, 2003 01:16 AM

I think the real question is; could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

PrivateJes

Riverside, CA

December 2002

JUN 23, 2003 01:21 AM

Feifer said:
I think the real question is; could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

probably

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX

April 2003

JUN 23, 2003 01:29 AM

*snork snork*

tarbaby

I'm lost

April 2003

JUN 23, 2003 02:13 AM

Feifer said:
I think the real question is; could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

that's the first time i've laughed all day...

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUN 23, 2003 02:15 AM

Feifer said:
I think the real question is; could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Wouldn't it just fall through the holes in his hands?

UglyDante

Portland, OR

March 2003

JUN 23, 2003 02:26 AM

one Hel of an answer.......ummmmmm.....ahhhh Hel.....

Feifer

Encinitas, CA

October 2002

JUN 23, 2003 07:38 AM

MisterSatan said:

Feifer said:
I think the real question is; could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Wouldn't it just fall through the holes in his hands?

lol...oh damn good point

Aries

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 23, 2003 08:35 AM

if JESUS was still alive when he fell, then he heard it. if he fell when he wes dead than he didnt hear it. im sure GOD heard it no matter what. and if no one was around, and he made noise when he fell, then thats still noise he probably made, but no one heard it. --- the answer is YES

cornelius

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

JUN 23, 2003 09:32 AM

he couldn't fall down...he was nailed up there pretty good.

if by some chance he actually did fall, he'd probably float down gently, like that feather on forrest gump.

-bobby

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