stupidity leeks

has any one done anything stupid today?

like pouring the water from the kettle onto your cereal instead of your coffee mug, or told some they look fat because you didn't think you could pick 'em up.

i clicked on the wrong thing and now have myself as a friend, *hands up* now i look like a very sad man.

Well this morning I accidentaly poured green tea onto my Reese Puffs. Just now I ended up putting too much sugar in my absynthe and now it tastes like those ouzo candies


[Edited on Jun 22, 2003 by 2thumbs]

Yeah, leeks are such stupid, stupid vegetables. Oh wait...

Actually you could ask me this question on any given day and I would probably answer with great big nod. And grin if I at least had fun being stupid.

One time I made coffee in a french press cafetiere. I:

1. Put the water in the kettle.
2. Ground the beans
3. Put the beans in the cafetiere
4. Poured the water from the kettle into the cafetiere
5. Let the coffee brew
6. Pushed the plunger down
7. Poured the coffee
8. Tasted the coffee

What essential step did I realize I had missed when I reached step 8? That's right: I had forgotten to turn the kettle on.

I woke up this morning, some would define that as a stupid action

Today I fell asleep at work and woke myself up by snoring (goddamn allergies, and i spent all yesterday outdoors and accidentally slept with the windows open last night).

Luckily my coworkers had the volume way up on the TV and didn't notice a thing.

i work at a theme park like place...someone puked on the ride so i was hosing it down and for some reason i suddenly turned around and hosed down this old lady. she wasnt very happy with me!! she said " i oughta rip that garbage outta yer nose!!!!" [i have my septum pierced] bah. i dont enjoy old people. when they hit 60 they should be thrown into a large pit.

[Edited on Jun 22, 2003 by Sare]

I offended someone today without meaning to... but I din't like them much anyway.

i woke up bright and early this morning,but instead of getting up i made myself go back to sleep. i just woke up-wasted the whole freaking day yet again....

"It's not the heat... It's the stupidity."

I hope I turn out to be a fun old person who would laugh at being hosed down by a punk-ass kid with "garbage" on their nose.

My moment of stupidity for the day was spilling sour cream on my dark blue cords, which I wiped up pretty nicely with a napkin... Then more sour cream was spilled and, forgetting that the napkin already had a big glob of sour cream inside of it, I used the napkin again to try to clean up, but instead ended up making a really big mess.

And I really wanted to wear those pants tonight too, damn it.

I have done nothing stupid yet today. And that is pretty amazing. Unless you count looking at suicidegirls at work stupid.