Dying happily

If you could die any violent way possible how would you do it or have it done?

I would put a small bomb inside my body and blow myself up all over a bunch of people that annoy me.... like a trendy college hangout or something similar. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone else, just stain their clothes and give them a reason to take a nice long shower.

In a snowboarding incedent of some type, prefabley in an avalanche falling off a cliff, that would be a rush

after watching jason x, i think being frozen by liquid nitrogen and being smashed after wards. or maybe having acid poured down my throat. or being deskinned, then having my muscles removed one muscle at a time.
i like the whole chainsaw dismemberment. being eaten by pirhana sounds interesting.

Though I'm sure I risk being utterly generic, I dare say I'd enjoy a rooftop and a high power assault rifle in a crowded part of town. I'm sure the dying part would take care of itself.

Edited for "Not really! Hah hah hah!"

[Edited on Jun 22, 2003 by pensquare]

I just wanna jump off a skyscraper in nyc. I don’t want to hurt anyone below of course, but I would like to leave a really big pothole in the street, and have the pothole named after me.

ive always wanted to go out in a hail of gunfire. like bonnie and clyde. or sonny in godfather

a bizarre gardening accident

or choking on someone elses vomit.

After some thought, I suppose I'd rather go out doing something I do everyday, anyway, just so nobody can say I was an asshole just because I wanted to die in a hurry.

Like when I'm eating my usual breakfast of pink PopRocks and Crystal Lite, weeding through the spam in my e-mail box & saving only the ones that promise free porn, I might happen upon a PopRock of sufficient size to blow the front of my brain onto the ceiling. I think about a chicken-nugget sized chunk would do it. You know, if I'm not paying attention.

Or something.

if it has to be violent...i'm thinking of something out of that Pirhana movie...with the inner tubes and lots of school children around. yeah, that'd be alright.

I'd go out like Baby Face Nelson.

"I'm sick of this cat and mouse game."

Pulls over as the cops chase him.

Steps out of the car holding two thompson submachine guns, one in each hand.

Opens fire on the cops killing two before he dies.

Here's a random snip from a conversation the other day. I missed this Friday, so maybe Monday? Not sure.. haven't got the supplies yet.

[22:37] Leia: (Link: http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/)http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/
[22:53] FuzzySnapdragon: A gradual approach is best, but keep in mind that television advertisements are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. They are filled with powerful subliminal messages that reinforce the dominant world-view.
[22:53] FuzzySnapdragon: lol.
[Cutting out random chat.]
[23:05] FuzzySnapdragon: This site has convinced me to kill myself.
[23:06] Leia: Dude, you're not in seattle.
[23:33] FuzzySnapdragon: I like this page.
(Link: http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html)http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html
[23:33] FuzzySnapdragon: I'm buying helium tomorrow.
[23:33] FuzzySnapdragon: I'll kill myself Friday..
[23:34] FuzzySnapdragon: No.. Saturday.
[23:34] FuzzySnapdragon: Wait.. no.. I should make it Friday.
[23:34] Leia: You would still be looking at that site, wouldn't you? Lol. Why Friday?
[23:34] FuzzySnapdragon: It's just a better day for it.
[23:35] FuzzySnapdragon: I mean.. If I'm going to kill myself, I probably should do it on a day that would at least get me out of work.
[23:35] FuzzySnapdragon: Why waste my weekend on it?
[23:35] Leia: Yeah, are you going to feed the hungry?
[23:36] FuzzySnapdragon: I dunno. Just gonna breathe helium.
[23:36] FuzzySnapdragon: Seems easy enough.
[23:36] Leia: lol
[23:36] FuzzySnapdragon: I probably can convince my kids to do it too. Sorta a last family moment. I'd need a couple more tanks (probably smaller) for them.
[23:36] Leia: ahaha. You should be the next stephen king
[23:37] FuzzySnapdragon: I doubt I should tell Jen about it. She'd probably try to stop it, being the unreasonable person she is.
[23:37] Leia: actually, you'd probably give him nightmares
[23:37] Leia: yeah, that's why friday is better, right?
[23:40] FuzzySnapdragon: I'm thinking Friday morning. After breakfast. That'll give the kids one last chance to see some of their favorite shows, like Clifford the Big Red Dog. We'll all have some Cheerios. Then I'll tell the kids I have a surprise and bring out the tanks. Show them the neat voice changing tricks you can do with it. Put on the masks, kick them all on, the kids' first. I need to make sure they're all set and passed out so they don't take off the masks after I pass out.

I'm sure Jen will be completely unreasonable about it. But she'll probably move back home to SD and get on with her life. She didn't really like me much anyways and this will give her a kick in the ass she's been needing for a while to get her life going.
[23:41] Leia: rofl, that's worse than the shining.
[23:42] FuzzySnapdragon: With just a slight perspective change, and I mean slight, that all seems perfectly reasonable to me.
[23:42] FuzzySnapdragon: It seems almost nice.

I Would like to be run through by a true warrior,, preferebly by one of the samurai class, ran through with his sword, his soul, and beheaded on the field of battle taken down by countless generations tradition, honor, spirit, and nobility......

I just want to implode, dammit, is that too much to ask?

Being shot out of a cannon... into the side of a mountain.

Beat that.

*raises hand*
Could I be ejected from an airlock minus space suit please?
Mmmm...Explosive decompression...

Spike

since watchin Superman 2 as a child i wanted to fall asleep in a field and have a combine harvester run over me. after that i was labelled a disturbed child.

wait, was that meant to be happy?


[Edited on Jun 22, 2003 by suggs]

If I had to go, I think I'd like to be taken out in mob-hit fashion....shot in the back of the head while sitting in the barber chair or while eating dinner in some swanky resturaunt.

I want to be torn apart by wild animals. Touch my heart. With your foot.

dogslife said:
I want to be torn apart by wild animals. Touch my heart. With your foot.

Oh dear god - WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM?!?!?! I won't be able to rest until you tell me....

I like how in this thread "dying happily" = "dying violently." I'm a wimp. I want to die quietly in my sleep, with my sweetie by my side, at age 100 and something. But to each his own...

I'd like to jump off the tallest building and aim for the most expensive car, that or die in a 30 min orgasm of doom or i think the frossest way would be drowning in a can of sewage

[Edited on Jun 22, 2003 by ChaosMachine]

I want to die with a sword in my hand facing down overwhelming odds. And I;ve always been fond of jumping into helicopter blades in mid air as a suicide, because I'm almost certain no ones ever done that.

Check my profile.

standing naked on a block of ice with piano wire wrapped around my neck and attached to the rafters, waiting for the ice to melt. not especially violent, though, i suppose.

I want to die making love to a beautiful woman, after having a nice big italian meal and a few bottles of expensive red wine.

As for the violent part..er...it could be violent sex!