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6/26/03

I NEED SOMETHING TO READ [2]

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Time Flies When You're Getting Old

6/26/03

powdered, crumb, or frosted [2]

6/26/03

Keith Daniels: Diana Darby

6/25/03

who has been electrified or shocked? [3]

6/25/03

Monte Cook is the man, and I mean that in every possible way.

6/25/03

Who wants to prank call the White House

6/25/03

stupidity leeks

6/25/03

people amaze me

6/25/03

Oh, to be young and Alaskan...

6/25/03

Am I the only one?... [2]

6/25/03

6/25/03

The Daddy/Jackass Dichotomy

6/25/03

This is how frank vents.

6/25/03

High school prom pictures

6/24/03

ISNT THIS JUST A BARELL OF PEACHES

6/24/03

6/24/03

Hi. My name is Frank. I'm about to go off on the nature of life.

6/24/03

friends VS lovers

6/24/03

his dark materials trilogy

6/24/03

mens hairstyle websites?

6/24/03

William Marshall: Rest In Peace

6/24/03

Guess who came to the wedding!?

6/24/03

London suggestions/caveats

6/24/03

Goth, old fogey's and such...

6/24/03

6/24/03

"Why don't you have that rash looked at?" (gross story inside)

6/24/03

This is what I'd like for Christmas, so start saving, ok?

6/24/03

Very cool Commercial

6/24/03

Defend the Castle (Web Game)

6/24/03

6/24/03

Without meaning to sound like a... [2]

6/24/03

The World's Shittiest Superpowers [3]

6/23/03

...The Order Of The Phoenix

6/23/03

CON-DAMNATION by SGSD

6/23/03

Submit to my...

6/23/03

don't be that guy [2]

6/23/03

28 Days Later....

6/23/03

Question of the hour

6/23/03

an alien vs predator movie in pre-production [2]

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Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

JUN 22, 2003 09:51 PM

tastysoup said:
the ability to predict the future... but no one will ever believe you.

ahhh the cassandra complex. yeah i know how that is.

solisis

Cambodia

OLD SKOOL

JUN 23, 2003 09:16 AM

vampires....gay

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUN 23, 2003 09:22 AM

solisis said:
vampires....gay

SHHHHH!!! Do you want to ruin the whole thing?

Kayla

Dublin, CA

June 2003

JUN 23, 2003 10:30 AM

being able to leap really really small puddles in a single bound.

cumming as fast as a speeding bullet

droogling

Toms River, NJ

April 2003

JUN 23, 2003 10:32 AM

Party trick home master!
Awesome at party tricks... as long as you're not at one, and alone.

Kayla

Dublin, CA

June 2003

JUN 23, 2003 10:34 AM

longest penis in the world man

it sounds good..but its not.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

JUN 23, 2003 10:51 AM

Dude, sticking bad songs in peoples heads would be hella useful. the old evil wizard is bending over his cauldron "Hmm... wing of bat, Eye of newt, now the magic words, Klatuu Verada.... I am a barbie girl.... wait a second...."

suggs

United Kingdom

June 2003

JUN 23, 2003 12:05 PM

to instantaniously become nervous infront of chicks you have the hots for.

TheGreatDanfango

United Kingdom

August 2002

JUN 23, 2003 12:16 PM

the ability toREALLY convince people you meant to run for a bit when you trip over a paving slab.

the ability to shrink one's fingers, but not grow them again.

the ability to dance like a black man, while STILL BEING A WHITE MAN.

actually that would be nice...

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV

July 2002

JUN 23, 2003 01:22 PM

mrsMF said:
Heightened ability to jump to conclusions

no need for a JUMP to conclusions mat for that guy

ooh, how bout the ability to come up with the worst ideas ever.

twilightjack

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

February 2003

JUN 23, 2003 02:38 PM

The ability to instantly conjure an empty pack of cigarettes
The ability to read the minds of the profoundly mentally deficient (not telepathically communicate, just read their minds)
The ability to always have perfect hair, no matter what just happened
Whenever you enter a room, a theme song plays that everyone in the room can hear.

plasticfangs

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

JUN 23, 2003 02:55 PM

Cheech said:
I'd like to have the ability to finally get plasticfangs to put up a Profile pic...

But then you'll all know my secret identitiy!!!!

OK, that was dorky, even for this thread...

rockepidemic

Kansas City, MO

December 2002

JUN 23, 2003 08:47 PM

The ability to tell others, in detail, your superpower of being able to tell others your superpower.

Feifer

Encinitas, CA

October 2002

JUN 23, 2003 09:31 PM

to be able to tie your shoes via telekinesis, but only into square knots

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

JUN 23, 2003 10:29 PM

ChaosMachine said:
The power to teleport one inch away from where you stand. To change the sex of people around you by sneezing.
The power to always be overestimated.
To write caligraphy in the snow with your pee.
the ability to mimic the sound of broken glass
To have a coin always fall on edge when flipped.
to get bad songs stuck into the head of any person

I can and do get bad songs stuck in the heads of people. Can you say "Them to Love Boat".

so exciting and new, come aboard, we are expecting you. LOVE BOAT!

johnnyfive

Raleigh, NC

November 2002

JUN 24, 2003 12:45 AM

i'm no superhero, it's just a monster inside of me...waiting to come out...and when i get angry...
i convulse and twitch and my clothes rip and fall from my body, except for my purple trunks, and i transform in to the monsterous, hideous....
ROSANNE BARR...RAHHHHH!

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