Shittalk/Pooptalk

An important thread if anything.

Ever poop in an outhouse? The lack of splash is a little unnerving at first. No cradle of water to gently welcome my poop to the great beyond, just an unceremonious hole in the ground.
I've come to love it. Now sometimes in regular plumbed toilets I forget to flush

Outhouses concern me for other reasons.

And then there's portajohns. On the one hand, you're shitting in a portajohn. On the other, the graffiti in any random portajohn puts all other public restrooms to shame.

I've wanted a composting toilet for the longest time. I don't think there's anything cooler. I'm not exaggerating.

I have doubts that composting toilets could withstand the load capacity I require.

Given that composting involves exothermic reactions, I have doubts that a composting toilet would be cool!

This comment makes me want to marry you.

I have had the best poops the last three days. Thank you Cocoa Puffs. Solid shits dude.

You know Prince's song "Party like its 1999"?

When I feel a big load coming down the pike, I say "I'm gonna shit like its 1999".

Huge bowel movement today. After work. Like a foot long turd then a second pile on top. Total double shit.

Actually, the first week back to work I was pooping some big ones.

When I was younger I never would have guessed I'd spend so much time shitting, needing to shit, or planning my day around the next unavoidable crap.

My office is in an old building that used to be residential. In the winter some parts of it are particularly cold. I remember one time, the bathroom that I used was quite chilly. When I took shit in it, I stood up to wipe and noticed kind of a cloud rising from the bowl. Steaming pile of shit. Most memorable bowel movement of my career there.

My poop smells bad.

No, really.

Dudes walk into the Men's Room and act like they smelled the shittiest shit ever shat in a shitter.

Just so you know, I think its hilarious.