getting personal...

man, this thread is so freaky, go back and check the post i gave the other day. not the joke part.

i totally hooked up with this lass matching the same discription the day after posting it, spooky or what.

well, maybe not, but it was kinda cool.

suggs said:

Err which description though? The scary joke one, or the normal one after? I guess lucky you, either way...

DD

actually this thread is haunted, so that might explain a bit.

before my grandfather died he wrote me a letter saying that if i ever started a thread on a message board about personal ads he would haunt it, and make all of the posters wishes come true, except mine.

seeing as he died in 1977 this was very forward thinking of him...

I don't think anything could beat this personal ad. Mostly because it's real. And I have to work with her.
http://bbwdatefinder.com/Members/Browse.asp?Handle=IrishQueen

22 SWM, loaded, seeking 18-45 SWF,
poor and impressionable, for emotional
turmoil and hot, unprotected sex.
REPLY TO BOX 1138

Model: '82 White Boy
Color: Pinkish w/ blonde trim
Previous owners: 1
Asking Price: Forever, or best offer
Description: Speedy, well kept with low milage! Extravagent interior, subtle exterior. Recent body work, looks good as new. Doesn't smoke, leak or require additives.

[Edited on Jun 26, 2003 by pensquare]

I am:

- young & foolish
- into the arts (music, painting, literature, film, radio)
- unorthodox (like the weirdness, not like the religion)
- into politics (work with NGOs, ran for mayor)
- into food/cooking/baking
- into writing
- human dynamite (snicker)

I'm thinking -

Leisure without books is death, and the burial of a man alive. - Seneca

I'm looking for -

I dream of an ideal confessor to tell everything to, spill it all: I dream of a blase saint.- Cioran
 
You're thinking -

Yeah, said it's all right
I won't forget
All the times I've waited patiently for you
And you'll do just what you choose to do
And I will be alone again tonight my dear

Yeah, I heard a funny thing
Somebody said to me
You know that I could be in love with almost everyone
I think that people are
The greatest fun
And I will be alone again tonight my dear

(but then you're kinda pissed off because you don't like to be told what you're thinking)

[Edited on Jun 26, 2003 by thelemonkid]

i don't know what i would write but i always loved what glenn gould once wrote for a personal ad:

Wanted: friendly, companionably reclusive, socially unacceptable, alcoholically abstemious, tirelessly talkative, zealously unzealous, spiritually intense, minimally turquoise, maximally ecstatic moon, seeks moth or moths with similar qualities for purposes of telephonic seduction, Tristanesque trip-taking, and permanent flame-fluttering, no photos required, financial status immaterial, all ages and non-competitive vocations considered, applicants should furnish sets of sample conversation with notarized certification of marital disinclination, references re: low decibel vocal consistency, itinerary and sample receipts from previous successfully completed out-of-town moth flights, all submissions treated confidentially...

he was a genious