the sweetest thing that was ever said to you...

A guy with Terets Syndrom told me I was the prettiest fat girl he ever had the pleasure of meeting. It was the FIRST time I ever met him. It was like the first thing he said to me.
*wicked grin* I actually thought it was pretty cool. Maybe I shoulda been offended but I totally thought it was cute.

Hah, the hottest girl I have ever been with said that to me. It was so improbable we were together, I treated her like she was just another girl and I was the coolest, most arrogant, confident guy in the world. I replied "I know" when she said that. That was a very strange time in my life.

"My wife just doesn't compare after your blowjobs."

Kidding, kidding...

Actually it was: "You remind me of a modern day Dorothy Parker."

Yeah, intellegence is so incredibly hot in a man.

a girl I had recently made friends with at a club and was completely ga-ga for told me she 'had a crush on me' it sounds like a little, but to me it was a whole lot. the whole 'tear jerkin story is buried in my journal about a month back if you are lookin to kill 10 minutes with some real lifetime channel fare....

For a lesbian, you make a fantastic girlfriend

- From my gay boyfriend

For a lesbian, you make a fantastic girlfriend

- From my gay boyfriend

Stop or ill shoot.......it still chokes me up to this day

Have you had any corn today? I want to make sure I don't get any stuck under my foreskin when i fuck you up the ass

someone once told me that i could " talk to a woman and make her feel like
she's the only thing that matters in life."

yeah...

"when i'm with you i wanna die"

it sounded sweet at the time... till i realized she meant i made her so miserable death was the better option to my company.

"I love your fuck faces"