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Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 04, 2003 10:42 AM

Maximillian said:

Except I'd probably be less friendly.



Whatever.

Okay, okay, maybe you could hire me to shakedown lemonade stands...

Knecht

Knecht

Boston, MA
February 2003

JUN 04, 2003 11:31 AM

I would dress like a mid-19th century gentleman, immaculate at all times. My weapons of choice would be a rapier and a rifle with a sniper scope that I have put together using old eyeglasses, machine parts, and gaffer's tape. Oh, and I would have a feral mute boy/midget that I would keep on a leash. We would wander the wastelands scavenging for useful things to barter for food and visits to Jazmin's brothel.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 04, 2003 12:22 PM

Paul_MuadDib said:

But, but... wouldn't you rather just sit back and enjoy a nice refreshing glass of lemonade? frown



I'll enjoy my lemonade after I shakedown your stand. After all, nothing could sweeten my lemonade like the taste of victory.

AtarianPunk

AtarianPunk

I'm lost
February 2003

JUN 04, 2003 07:37 PM

Paul_MuadDib said:

But, um... we have sugar, Sweet 'n' Low, and Equal. Maybe you want to try one of those first...?



Tell ya what!! You can hire me and my nomadic band and we'll protect you for a cut of the profits and all the lemonade we can drink and we'll muscle out any other lemonade stands at no extra cost.

How's that grab ya skull

Lelio

lelio

Encino, CA
February 2003

JUN 04, 2003 08:10 PM

0bsidian said:
Tell ya what!! You can hire me and my nomadic band and we'll protect you for a cut of the profits and all the lemonade we can drink and we'll muscle out any other lemonade stands at no extra cost.



wow, the federal government has already remanifested itself upon us.

dude, if there was a an apocalypse you wanna know what i'd do?

two chicks at the same time....

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUN 04, 2003 08:27 PM

I'd do what I've always wanted to do:
be a fashion designer/dolphin trainer/weather girl/theater actress

catphile

catphile

Portland, OR
March 2003

JUN 04, 2003 10:38 PM

I get to be the moralizing religious leader that frequents jazmin's brothel. Sort of a joseph Smith type, except without the alcohol and swearing prohibitions. I mean, what the fuck is that about? :dinkingmartinismiley:

Maximillian

Maximillian

Los Angeles, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 05, 2003 01:29 PM

Al said:
I'll enjoy my lemonade after I shakedown your stand. After all, nothing could sweeten my lemonade like the taste of victory.



If by "taste of victory" you mean "blood of mine enemies" then I'd have to agree.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

FEB 08, 2004 03:48 PM

*bump*

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

FEB 08, 2004 03:52 PM

i would live in a hut fashioned with excess marijuana that i grew.

Synnove

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

FEB 08, 2004 03:52 PM

*stop*

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

FEB 08, 2004 04:07 PM

MisterSatan said:
Come on, stop regurgitating roles from the actual Mad Max movies. Think about how you are now, and how you're viewed in the community. What do you see yourself doing?



You see, that's the problem. I've been raised on Mad Max, and more importantly, games like Wasteland and Fallout, Fallout 2, etc.

I'd wind up, in an apocolyptic breakdown scenario, going into the whole thing with full out B-movie gusto once order completely breaks down. Obtian a gun, ammo, and gun accessories / other survival gear immediately before the total collapse. After that, it's raiding & pillaging, touch my car / supplies I shoot you, stay out of the cities mobile roaming all the way, baby! I've only had the survival drill rammed into my head a hundred times, plus where I lived everyone was sure the world was going to end in Y2K, and as a result have plenty of places to get insane amounts of firepower that's barely legal tongue That and I have some crazy friends that WANT to live in a post-apocolyptic environment to join me and a few names of people from the Thunderdome tribe at Burning Man, so we're all sets for gear.

...of course for the sake of argument the internet still works after the end of the world, maybe we can avoid al lthat and just form one giant roadway army and conquer a stretch of land togethor for a new Tribe-Nation. I'd much prefer that to the above scenario. tongue I might do the hockey mask thing, but I would look really terrible in the feathered bondage gear from Road Warrior, though tongue

PS: If anyone has heard of "Peak Oil" the way Mad Max's world ended = Very close to our own upcoming situation in 10-20 years.. better get polishing those shotguns and suping up your cars..



[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 by VM]

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

FEB 08, 2004 04:15 PM

Al said:
I'm the passenger in my brother's el camino, I run the mini gun mounted in the bed, and when that fails we pull up along side the car we're persuing and I jump onto it with a knife in my teeth, punch through the roof and slit the driver's throat.

Then we siphon their gas and move onto the next kill.



Uh, what if I promise to just pull over peacefully? While I'd pay to see that, I don't want mini-guns and knife-in-teeth-Al to kill me, no matter how interesiting a tombstone it'd make wink

OutlawTrick

OutlawTrick

USA
August 2003

FEB 08, 2004 04:17 PM

tastysoup said:
looting, of course.



i second that.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

FEB 08, 2004 04:24 PM

You people need someone to make all these crazy weapons and armor and modified vehicles for you, right? That's me. I'll be in my hangar if anybody needs me. Just don't fuck with me; I keep the best stuff for myself.

BingoFuel

BingoFuel

I'm lost
August 2002

FEB 08, 2004 04:25 PM

MisterSatan said:
Come on, stop regurgitating roles from the actual Mad Max movies. Think about how you are now, and how you're viewed in the community. What do you see yourself doing?



I guess I see myself on the fringes, picking over dead newbie carcasses like a vulture.

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

JUL 26, 2004 09:41 PM

*bump*

All things considered, I'd probably be the crazy junk collector. Lord knows I collect enough junk now.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 26, 2004 09:55 PM

I'd be the harlequin and I'd run around in weird clothes juggling lemons.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 26, 2004 09:59 PM

Give me a massive sand crawler, Jawa style, and a few speedbikes and I'll pirate the deserts and all that live therein.

Mole_Harris

Mole_Harris

Portland, OR
March 2003

JUL 26, 2004 10:03 PM

Boot Licking Yes-Man

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 26, 2004 10:03 PM

I'd teach everyone the supreme power of the "elbow drop" and I would expose my followers to anarchistic music. Eventually they would kill me without mercy, but I would live forever in the minds of the people as a tyrant.

That's all I really want in life.

Skeksi

Skeksi

Chicago, IL
December 2003

JUL 26, 2004 10:57 PM

heat yer own damn milk.

Jehu_

Jehu_

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUL 26, 2004 11:50 PM

I imagine I'd be all like "Hey people, let's rebuild society smile." Then the angry mob would stab me with sharp things. God I hate dying by the side of the road.

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