Suicidegirls Beyond Thunderdome

Okay, here's the scenario- it's say, about 20 years from now. It's the future, after some horrible apocalypse has happened to Earth. Somehow, our little community has survived- where do you imagine yourself? Lone wanderer? Crazy junk collector? Evil overlord? I wanna know, folks!

Supreme Imperial Ruler of all I survey.

Definately Lone Wanderer, the other options require to much work.

Plus they always seem to have the coolest ride

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by CharlieFTW]

the giant funny lookin dude in the helmet

Evil overlord.

But I'd make people call me Mr. Niceguy, just to screw with them.

(I'm THAT evil!)

Come on, stop regurgitating roles from the actual Mad Max movies. Think about how you are now, and how you're viewed in the community. What do you see yourself doing?

hiding in my basement with my computer.

looting, of course.

Evil Overlord with a monopoly of all the alcohol on the planet.

Or if I had to be realistic and base on my current skills and employment, well, I work in engineering so I'd help rebuild the planet.

Ugh, thats revolting and far too nice for me. Bollocks, I'll stick to being an Overlord

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by Abbadon]

i would be the personal servant and official foot massage therapist to land tunderdome's QUEEN STACIE

i would be a

I'd be one the dirt-faced, poor, innocent masses that gets run over by the evil motorcycle gang, after they rape an kill my misses.

Hey, at least I'm honest...

probably the pig killer
"but i was hungry"

The traveling post apocolyptic cryptic curcus clown.




MacHeeeeeeeeeeeeyKiiiiiids!

I'd set myself up as a post-apocalyptic "Old Man of the Mountain" aka Hassan El-Sabbah.

I'd be thoroughly Machiavellian, and ruthlessly slaughter any perceived threat to a mountain community I would populate with candidates carefully screened and picked from wandering survivors. From this community I'd create my Fedaykeen. Intelligent, fanatic and utterly convinced of their holy mission to ensure survival of the 'chosen people'. I'd send them out on missions to destabilise or eliminate any warlords I felt were not doing their part to help humanity progress. Or the particularly smart ones to go and find lost children (easier to indoctrinate) or prime candidates for the 'chosen people'.

In this community I'd start the seeds of civilisation again. In the Bene Gesserit style I'd lay down the foundations for myth and legend that might have a chance to ensure that the apocalypse never happens again. Since I can't live forever, I probably WOULD start some sort of Bene Gesserit order to babysit and guide the new civilisation.

I'd recruit people like Abbadon to recreate such important mechanical technology like water wheels, windmills and ploughshares. In gratitude I would allow him to create a distillery.

It's a wild fantasy, but why not?

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by vastad]

Or you can just go to Burning Man with these kids and live the Mad Max lifestyle for reals.

I'd be the old Witch in a cave, cackling over a bubbling cauldron and hexing n00bs. Oh wait, I'm a n00b......

i'd be sitting on the what is left of the front porch drinking hooch from a coffee cup and yelling at those goddamned kids to stay off my dirt - same thing i do now. prob'ly have to be making my own hooch though.

I'd live in a yurt with lots of kitties!

Since I started this damn thing, I suppose I should spill what I would be doing.

I live a hermit-like existence in a cave in the mountains, surrounded by books that I have salvaged from dead villages. I spend the days working on various devices and machines to keep myself from going totally insane. I do these things to distract myself from the fact that I live a very solitary life.

What a minute. I didn't think this thread was supposed to be about our REAL life!!!

I'd be the hired assassin.