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MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 03, 2003 11:13 AM

Okay, here's the scenario- it's say, about 20 years from now. It's the future, after some horrible apocalypse has happened to Earth. Somehow, our little community has survived- where do you imagine yourself? Lone wanderer? Crazy junk collector? Evil overlord? I wanna know, folks!

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:14 AM

Supreme Imperial Ruler of all I survey.

CharlieFTW

CharlieFTW

Sunnyside, NY
April 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:17 AM

Definately Lone Wanderer, the other options require to much work.

CharlieFTW

CharlieFTW

Sunnyside, NY
April 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:17 AM

Plus they always seem to have the coolest ride

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by CharlieFTW]

Vim

Vim

Santa Rosa, CA
March 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:17 AM

the giant funny lookin dude in the helmet

Dogslife

dogslife

Toronto, ON
April 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:18 AM

Evil overlord.

But I'd make people call me Mr. Niceguy, just to screw with them.

(I'm THAT evil!)

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 03, 2003 11:30 AM

Come on, stop regurgitating roles from the actual Mad Max movies. Think about how you are now, and how you're viewed in the community. What do you see yourself doing?

Eponine

Eponine

Denver, CO
March 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:33 AM

hiding in my basement with my computer.

tastysoup

tastysoup

New York, NY
September 2002

JUN 03, 2003 11:35 AM

looting, of course.

maelwys

maelwys

United Kingdom
September 2002

JUN 03, 2003 11:36 AM

Evil Overlord with a monopoly of all the alcohol on the planet.

Or if I had to be realistic and base on my current skills and employment, well, I work in engineering so I'd help rebuild the planet.

Ugh, thats revolting and far too nice for me. Bollocks, I'll stick to being an Overlord

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by Abbadon]

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:41 AM

i would be the personal servant and official foot massage therapist to land tunderdome's QUEEN STACIE

2ifbyland

2ifbyland

Iraq
May 2003

JUN 03, 2003 11:55 AM

i would be a robot

plasticfangs

plasticfangs

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

JUN 03, 2003 12:01 PM

I'd be one the dirt-faced, poor, innocent masses that gets run over by the evil motorcycle gang, after they rape an kill my misses.

Hey, at least I'm honest...

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 03, 2003 12:31 PM

I'm the passenger in my brother's el camino, I run the mini gun mounted in the bed, and when that fails we pull up along side the car we're persuing and I jump onto it with a knife in my teeth, punch through the roof and slit the driver's throat.

Then we siphon their gas and move onto the next kill.

Minsc_And_Boo

Minsc_And_Boo

Spencer, MA
February 2003

JUN 03, 2003 12:31 PM

probably the pig killer
"but i was hungry" whatever

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 03, 2003 12:36 PM

The traveling post apocolyptic cryptic curcus clown.




MacHeeeeeeeeeeeeyKiiiiiids!

vastad

vastad

United Kingdom
December 2002

JUN 03, 2003 12:40 PM

I'd set myself up as a post-apocalyptic "Old Man of the Mountain" aka Hassan El-Sabbah.

I'd be thoroughly Machiavellian, and ruthlessly slaughter any perceived threat to a mountain community I would populate with candidates carefully screened and picked from wandering survivors. From this community I'd create my Fedaykeen. Intelligent, fanatic and utterly convinced of their holy mission to ensure survival of the 'chosen people'. I'd send them out on missions to destabilise or eliminate any warlords I felt were not doing their part to help humanity progress. Or the particularly smart ones to go and find lost children (easier to indoctrinate) or prime candidates for the 'chosen people'.

In this community I'd start the seeds of civilisation again. In the Bene Gesserit style I'd lay down the foundations for myth and legend that might have a chance to ensure that the apocalypse never happens again. Since I can't live forever, I probably WOULD start some sort of Bene Gesserit order to babysit and guide the new civilisation.

I'd recruit people like Abbadon to recreate such important mechanical technology like water wheels, windmills and ploughshares. In gratitude I would allow him to create a distillery. biggrin

It's a wild fantasy, but why not?

[Edited on Jun 03, 2003 by vastad]

DisappearHere

DisappearHere

Portland, OR
February 2003

JUN 03, 2003 12:53 PM

Or you can just go to Burning Man with these kids and live the Mad Max lifestyle for reals.

radiobastet

radiobastet

Portland, OR
April 2003

JUN 03, 2003 12:56 PM

I'd be the old Witch in a cave, cackling over a bubbling cauldron and hexing n00bs. Oh wait, I'm a n00b...... eeek

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUN 03, 2003 01:05 PM

I'd be Tina Turner.

Lil_Tuffy

matita

matita

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

JUN 03, 2003 01:08 PM

i'd be sitting on the what is left of the front porch drinking hooch from a coffee cup and yelling at those goddamned kids to stay off my dirt - same thing i do now. prob'ly have to be making my own hooch though.

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

JUN 03, 2003 01:09 PM

I'd live in a yurt with lots of kitties! miao!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 03, 2003 01:20 PM

Since I started this damn thing, I suppose I should spill what I would be doing.

I live a hermit-like existence in a cave in the mountains, surrounded by books that I have salvaged from dead villages. I spend the days working on various devices and machines to keep myself from going totally insane. I do these things to distract myself from the fact that I live a very solitary life.

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

JUN 03, 2003 01:28 PM

MisterSatan said:
Since I started this damn thing, I suppose I should spill what I would be doing.

I live a hermit-like existence in a cave in the mountains, surrounded by books that I have salvaged from dead villages. I spend the days working on various devices and machines to keep myself from going totally insane. I do these things to distract myself from the fact that I live a very solitary life.



What a minute. I didn't think this thread was supposed to be about our REAL life!!! eeek

FreudianStrip

FreudianStrip

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2003

JUN 03, 2003 01:47 PM

I'd be the hired assassin. skull

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