What do you want on your tombstone?

stop steppin' on me

My whole life was in that little dash.

god how we'll miss the sex

i can see you!

"So there."

"I finally made it"

Never call me Liz

"Wish you were here...."

No way. That's what I want. The sculpture would either be Rodin's Prodigal Son. Or an Obelisk.

A trampoline

"Macnomore."

or

"Hello god, its me Mac."


or

"These worms tickle!"


or


"Hey Jesus, over here! Start reserecting!"



or



"Could somone PLEASE JUST SCRATCH MY FUCKING NOSE!"


Macdeadguy

I will have a video monitor installed in my tombstone playing the footage from my funeral. At my funeral, I will have had my chest cavity emptied of organs and filled with explosives and fireworks. Then I will be fired out of a cannon, explode high in the sky, and rain down upon the crowd. Everyone here is invited, of course.

I'm gettin cremated.

Pepperoni. Someone had to say it.

"on a timeline long enough, everyone's survival rate drops to zero"

This isn't mine, so I can't take credit-

"His intentions were good..."

"I'm your huckleberry."

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

hmmmm Gold Plated, LED Lights, Catapult, Micky Mouse Ears, with an etched inscription: "For your eyes only".

In all seriousness, I don't want one. I just want to die and disapear like everything else.

i want to be in a masoleum.
there's nothing cooler than being dead in a wall.

"What are you lookin at?!"