Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About

Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

I like this one:

Just for reference; if Margret returns from having her hair cut and says, 'What do you think?' and you reply, 'I'd love you whatever your hair was like,' well, that's very much The Wrong Answer, OK?

That list is hilarious.

-Which way - the distances were identical - to drive round a circular bypass (this resulted in her kicking me in the head from the back seat as I drove along).

-Last Friday was Margret's birthday. I bought her this oriental, geisha-style pyjama thing (Margret - 'Hey! I could do that massage they do, I could jump on your back.' Me - 'Walk, they walk on your back.' Close call there.) while I was down in London. She liked it. Simple. Clearly, I've been a fool and all I needed to do to get Margret a present she likes was make sure I asked nearly every single woman who works for The Guardian newspaper what the hell I should buy. It wasn't her favourite birthday present, though, not by a long way. There were almost tears of delight when her best friend turned up at the birthday party and surprised her with two bags full of horse manure. I mean, it seems so obvious now, of course.

-Margret and I are going up a mountain, side by side, on a drag lift in Germany. The white noise of the snow under our skis is the only sound until Margret begins to speak.
Margret - 'This woman - "Hannah", is it? - what's she like?'
Mil - 'She seems OK.'
Margret - 'How old is she.'
Mil - 'About thirty, I think.'
Margret - 'What colour is her hair?'
Mil - 'Black.'
Margret - 'Does she smoke?'
Mil - 'Yes.'
Margret - 'YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER, DON'T YOU?'

poor guy

"You are right, dear."
"Yes, honey."
"Of course. How stupid of me."

top three reasons I don't have a huge webpage about arguements. I just reached a point in my life where I'd rather have sex than be right.

*clearly, I was wrong when I first read this*

[Edited on Apr 01, 2005 by Keith]

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[Edited on Apr 01, 2005 by Keith]

"# She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."

i looooove that site, the faq is funny

[Edited on May 21, 2003 by inez]

That's brilliant. It's like a more extreme version of the ex I will be living with for the next two weeks... and then I am FREEEEEEEEE!

Okay now honestly haven't all you guys been with or knew of a psycho like Margaret?

If you say no then you just haven't yet...

The site is the funnyest thing!!

this site...

yes yes very entertaining to hear about rich peoples problems..

but i am quilty of one of these.
"Those little toothpaste speckles you make when you brush your teeth in front of the mirror."
and i have no idea how they get there.
i've even watched the waal the whole time while brushing, as an experiment ;and nothing.
i'm convinced it's mice!

"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear"

*giggles*

I came home from work on Friday and, as I wearily opened the door into the house, Second Born, Peter, heard me entering and poked his head out of the living room.
'Hello, Papa - I've missed you,' he shouts. From within the living room Margret's voice calls out to him 'No you haven't, Peter.'


hahahaha oh god.sweet sweet memeories of childhood.

me and Selena spent today arguing about OJ Simpson

I won of course

You know, I'm surprised that people get together in the first place with things like this out there.

Oh wow... I haven't seen this site is probably 3 years. I used to love that list.
God, it must be getting long (if he still updates it).

LOL... I can relate to that guy on a lot of that stuff.

i've been to that page before. i was tempted to post it too. she's trying to kill him with all the plants she gets.

The toothpaste speckle on the mirror often comes from the banging it on the side of the sink to get the water off after rinsing it. At least mine does. More water than paste.

*sobs*

I CAN'T GET TO THE SITE!??!

I subscribed to the mailing list after spending hours reading that site...this guy is hilarious!

'An especially frequent argument argument, however, is the result of Margret NOT STICKING TO THE DAMN ARGUMENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark...'

I love bringing threads back from the dead. I'm going to go to other threads and do it over and over again.

Thought I'd bump this since Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About is so funny

That was great...