How lazy are you?

I'm so lazy that the TV is precisely six inches from the end of my arm's reach, and yet, if I can't find my remote, the channel stays where it is.

That's what my changing stick is for.

*poke*

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I would say this is pretty lazy.

hahaha...according to the spark i am 96 percent lazy...beat that...god i rule...grovel at my feet you pathetic, pathetic losers...

I would kick your pansy ass but I'm 70% lazy.

I'm so lazy I have this book....but I haven't read it !!

I'm so lazy I wear a colostomy bag, and I don't even need one.....

lazy bones. nickname from the get-go.

not only am i lazy, but messy too. not a good combo.
or maybe its the same thing?

hmmm well does sleeping through days on end with out realising it count? i missed two days of work once cause everytime i woke up it was dark so i went back to sleep again