How lazy are you?

Or how lazy have you been? I just washed the one pot I needed to make dinner in my bathtub so I wouldn't have to deal with the gorwing pile of dirty dishes in my sink.

I'm not proud of it (well maybe just the fact that I thought about using the bathtub facet), but I know I am not the only person that gets lazy every now and then. Any good stories?

i'm the laziest man in los angeles county

which puts me high in the running for laziest worldwide...

wait, that's not me, that's the dude...

but when i still wore underwear i once cut off a pair just so i wouldn't have to bend over to take them off

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[Edited on May 16, 2003 by Xentor]

bathtub for dishes... brilliant...

um ill be back, need to go clean... up some stuff...

Once upon a time I was so lazy I peed in the sink because it was a floor closer than a working toilet.

Well, okay, the hangover contributed to the laziness.. but hey...

But hey, that wasn't as lazy as my next-door-neighbor. Once I looked out my window (2nd floor) and saw my neighbor, butt naked, pissing out his 2nd floor window.

I asked him about it later and he said "dude, I was drunk and naked and the bathroom would have required putting on clothes so the roommates didn't have to see my scrawny ass..." So instead, he pissed out his window at 11 AM.

Whoa, I've got way too many stories having to do with being lazy and going to the bathroom. Except mine are way more embarassing since I don't drink...

i'm so lazy i got my brother to type the response to this...

I'm so lazy I'm not even going to respond to ... uh shit ... nevermind.

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I am exactly 50% lazy.
Go here to get your very own lazy quotient.

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According to the Spark, I'm 26% lazy.

I went to take the lazy test, but when I realized it had more than one page I just quit.

I wear Depends so I don't have to move to evacuate my bowels.

Washing dishes indicates actual cooking, whereas I have solved this by only eating out or delivery. Then I can throw out the dishes.

When the pile of trash starts to smell, I pay the neighbor's boy Timmy a shiny quarter to haul it to the bin. I pay him another quarter to change my Depends.

This frees up a lot of time for watching ESPN. I would watch other things, but I lost the remote and getting up seems like a lot of hassle.

too lazy to post anything interesting.

im 52% lazy

My main problem is procrastination and generally keeping my room in a state of general mayhem.

44% lazy though.

i'm so lazy i've been looking at this thread since it began and am just now posting to it.

im 56%. i like to sleep...alot. a real lot. all the time

I'm like a rug on valium...I'm talkin lazy

Congrats you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you?

We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...


48% lazy

haha tahts funny cuz i work my ass off come home and im the only one to clean my apartment, do dishes, laundry, and cook. i also LOVE to sleep and read. oh yeah and i sit infront of my computer a lot.

im so lazy, i wanted to draw something in paint to post on the "draw a stupid picture in paint" thread...but decided that it would be too much work...

64% +o)
I'm so lazy, I joined a web clique for lazy people and half way through was tempted to quit filling out the form and forget about it all, just because I didn't want to type anymore.

I'm 38% lazy but those dishes are still sitting there.

34% lazy.

One thing I've learned from being lazy:

If you let enough cat hair build up on your carpet, you've got stain proof carpet.