wierdest ebay auction youve seen

so what is the stupidest, grossest, wierdest thing you've ever seen on ebay (or any other auction type sites) ?

my friend franky once tried to sell his pubes. ebay kicked him off after a week or so. those bastards...

I saw a guy who would kick your ass for money. You paid for his hotel, plane ticket, the whole nine yards. And he'd kick your ass at home (or at work) dressed as Captain America. It was really funny cause the guy was like...6'3" and 140 lbs.

ha!

hahah freakpirate, I saw that one too!

*giggles*

Mwa ha ha ha ha!! Best auction ever!!

There are two that came to mind. I'll have to find links for them - because Ebay is shut down for maintenance right now.

im never on ebay. but i remember someone trying to sell an actual russian mig on ebay. it was a real plane i beleive not a model of one. and i think someone bought it.

My friend and I sold the Internet for $5.00.

The best one Ive seen was a kid selling his soul...I didnt follow it to see how much he had gotten, but last time I looked he was at like $30.

a few years ago there was a 19 year old guy for sale on there...
he was up for like 2 days before ebay noticed and took him down.

hmmm,
now i'm trying to think of weird stuff to sell on ebay.
fun AND financually rewarding!

I once saw a potato that looked like a shark.

I bought it too...it did indeed look like a shark.
Top that!

Someone put Canada up for auction. I believe it got up to $50 (American) before Ebay shut the auction down.

I also heard about a girl who put her credit card bill up for auction. Rumour has it that someone actually bought it, and paid it off.

I doubt it, but you never know.

i saw one for a sock full of quarters...it was this sock...and this guy put quarters in it...and he put all these pictures up of things you could do with the sock, but he had a paper bag over his head with a face drawn on it so you couldn't see who he was lol...

i know that recently some one in norway put her father up for auction..because she was tired of him living with her...and his furniture was included.

this has to count for something.

Ebay Chicken Strip Auction

I would have put my virginity up for auction, if I'd known about eBay before it was a moot point.

HANDS FUCKING DOWN! The best eBay auction that I've seen because I listed it!!!

Take a gander at this.

Yes...send me your praise and compliments.

[Edited on May 10, 2003 by DisappearHere]

I woulda bought the soul but I was afraid it would be all musty from being kept in that shed.

erm a guy from www.b3ta.com is selling his hair on ebay...
erm but the best ones were FHM Uk's auctions:

a bucket of water went for £100+
when it was finished, they wondered how they were gonna send it through the post!

The best one i saw was mentioned on SG a while ago.. it was an auction for a hand drawn pictures of Mr. T having sex with Eminems house.. it was seriously one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

someone once auctioned a monkey phone call. the winner of the auction would be phoned up by this guy and he'd make monkey noises at them. i think he made a fair bit of money out of it too.