Daniel Robert Epstein: Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell is dreamy.
Why didn't I get to interview him? Grrrr. I need to interview hot boys with sexy accents.

oh yes.......thank you.........

i am just hearing the accent in my head as i read it.......

Ha ha, this is great. Wasn't it just a month ago that I was scaring half of my readers when I went into great extent about making Colin Farrell my bitch?

Heh. Pegging + Colin Farrell =

Man, I hope he doesn't read this. Oh, wait, I totally do.

I am going to read this article and count the expletives. Colin has a potty mouth.

I SG interviews.

He is Irish. It's okay. I announced on the radio today that Arab Strap are Irish, and they're Scottish.

I still want to know what he said at the Academy Awards.

6 fucks
2 shits
0 cunts

He is improving. He didn't say the word "cunt"! He always says that word! He even said it on "The Daily Show!" Jeez. He's going soft.

He's still cute, even if he needs his mouth washed out with soap.

Damn, SG really has gone Hollywood.

heh.

He seems to have a really good attitude towards life. Don't take it seriously, be whoever the fuck you are and don't sell it for the money.

I'm betting all the big hollywood gals that like him have taken it as a challenege to TAME the 'I-don't-give-a-fuck' guy.

Who edits the prose on SG? "sense?" Is that supposed to read "scenes?"

Yowza. It's called spellcheck.

Oh, yes, I didn't see the "too"! I'm stupid sometimes.

I created a whole "foreign accents" thread in the dirty talk boards. Mmmmm. UK accents.

I hear his mission in life is to sleep with every woman he can lay his hands on.

That.. and do a lot of cocaine.

I think he does have sex with every woman he lays his hands on. I must know his secret. Is it... hypnotism? Nah, it's probably just the really cool accent.

dayum. soverysassycolinfarrell.

phonebooth was kinda cool too. enjoyable. i laughed. i cried. well, no, but i laughed.

on that note. i want to edit the prose on sg...

hell i want to write prose for sg. oh well.

well, if he wants to sleep with every woman he can lay his hands on....

he can start here!!!!

Oh, and People magazine had a translation for what he said at the Oscars, so I'd imagine you can find it on their website.

mmmmm....colin farrell is yummy.....they need to start giving him more movies that he can use his accent and tattoos in b/c both are very sexy......yes...another one that i would rape

mmmmm....colin farrell is yummy.....they need to start giving him more movies that he can use his accent and tattoos in b/c both are very sexy......yes...another one that i would rape