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The Bionic Femme: Much Obliged

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Sean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 09, 2003 05:00 PM

THE BIONIC FEMME: Much Obliged

"Much Obliged" By The Bionic Femme

Although we'd never met, she wasn't really a stranger. I'd been talking to this girl, Lisa, online for roughly three months or so. We met through a lesbian chat room on Yahoo. She lived in Houston; I didn't. It was refreshing to come back from my god-forsaken clerical job stationed somewhere in the pits of hell (otherwise known as The Financial District of San Francisco) and have someone sane to have brilliant IM conversations with when I came home. Sometimes...

slebnak

Los Angeles, CA

January 2003

MAY 09, 2003 05:11 PM

WOW!

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB

November 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:12 PM

That was excellent!

Olivia

I'm lost

May 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:13 PM

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU HONEY!!!

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

MAY 09, 2003 05:19 PM

Yay for the BF! She makes good writing!

bob_dobalina

Los Angeles, CA

OLD SKOOL

MAY 09, 2003 05:19 PM

anyone got a bucket of ice water handy?

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

MAY 09, 2003 05:24 PM

wow, i didn't even know this was going up! more please.

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA

August 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:26 PM

Oh my good God... I need a cigarette.

Seriously, BF, that was amazing. That totally makes me wanna work on my short fiction stuff again and submit it. Congratulations from your favorite lesbro!

Prudence

I'm lost

October 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:26 PM

whoa....

Olivia

I'm lost

May 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:31 PM

the thing i love most about this is that it's based on a true story. it makes me feel all dirty!!!

Olivia

I'm lost

May 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:33 PM

L said:
I'M SO PROUD OF OUR BABY GIRL!!!

And a little bit bothered too

-L

PS - OK, a lot bothered

doesn't it feel kinda incestuous??

NAUGHTY!!!!

Pip

Framingham, MA

OLD SKOOL

MAY 09, 2003 05:39 PM

What can I say that has yet to have been said, oh yes. Thank you.

Bionicfemme

San Francisco, CA

July 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:42 PM

double post

[Edited on May 09, 2003 by Bionicfemme]

Bionicfemme

San Francisco, CA

July 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:46 PM

Bionicfemme said:
!!!!!------------------>

LOL! Thank you y'all!!! I'm so happy you liked it. I've never written erotica before!

P.S. Whoever did the job on selected the related graphics is THE SHIZNIT! Couldn't have picked out a better image myself.

darkskyy1

Saint Louis, MO

July 2002

MAY 09, 2003 05:53 PM

interesting!

slebnak

Los Angeles, CA

January 2003

MAY 09, 2003 06:02 PM

doesn't it feel kinda incestuous??

NAUGHTY!!!!

eggsactly

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

MAY 09, 2003 06:10 PM

Good job sweety!

onefoolishline

San Francisco, CA

April 2003

MAY 09, 2003 06:19 PM

HAHAHAAAAAAA!

so so so sassy....bfemme is the shiznit AND my hot date to prom!!!

(and i got to read it before ANY of you )

cookiemonster

San Francisco, CA

May 2003

MAY 09, 2003 06:34 PM

Ah yes.. thank you BF.. you've rekindled my fervent desire to waste endless hours watching lesbian porngraphy.

My purpose in life has returned.

ninjagrrl

Forest Grove, OR

April 2003

MAY 09, 2003 06:35 PM

onefoolishline said:
HAHAHAAAAAAA!

so so so sassy....bfemme is the shiznit AND my hot date to prom!!!

(and i got to read it before ANY of you )

rrrrrrrr, jealous, you have one stone cold fox on your hands, smart and beautiful and everything.

Bionicfemme

San Francisco, CA

July 2002

MAY 09, 2003 06:45 PM

cookiemonster said:
Ah yes.. thank you BF.. you've rekindled my fervent desire to waste endless hours watching lesbian porngraphy.

My purpose in life has returned.

Welcome to MY world...lol

cookiemonster

San Francisco, CA

May 2003

MAY 09, 2003 06:52 PM

Bionicfemme said:

cookiemonster said:
Ah yes.. thank you BF.. you've rekindled my fervent desire to waste endless hours watching lesbian porngraphy.

My purpose in life has returned.

Welcome to MY world...lol

Any good suggestions? Something involving school girls or cheer leaders. Oh.. yeah.. and emo/punk lesbians are always good. Too bad this site isn't that hardcore >.<

onefoolishline

San Francisco, CA

April 2003

MAY 09, 2003 07:03 PM

Bionicfemme said:

cookiemonster said:
Ah yes.. thank you BF.. you've rekindled my fervent desire to waste endless hours watching lesbian porngraphy.

My purpose in life has returned.

Welcome to MY world...lol

aw yes, bfemme, DO TELL then what kind of porn you are currently a connoisseur of............

onefoolishline

San Francisco, CA

April 2003

MAY 09, 2003 07:05 PM

ninjagrrl said:

onefoolishline said:
HAHAHAAAAAAA!

so so so sassy....bfemme is the shiznit AND my hot date to prom!!!

(and i got to read it before ANY of you )

rrrrrrrr, jealous, you have one stone cold fox on your hands, smart and beautiful and everything.

don't i know it...she's the most awesome person ALIVE...the best friend in the world.

everyone bow to the sheer greatness that is BIONICFEMME!!!!

Bionicfemme

San Francisco, CA

July 2002

MAY 09, 2003 07:10 PM

onefoolishline said:

Bionicfemme said:

cookiemonster said:
Ah yes.. thank you BF.. you've rekindled my fervent desire to waste endless hours watching lesbian porngraphy.

My purpose in life has returned.

Welcome to MY world...lol

aw yes, bfemme, DO TELL then what kind of porn you are currently a connoisseur of............

1) Ah...ok fine...I have a....Cowgirl fetish...lol. Dude, hot chicks with guns layin' down the law and talking with that twang! That's all you fuckin' need!

2) Foolish, you are so good to me. Please be gay. That is all I ask. It really is a simple process...

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