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Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

OCT 23, 2004 07:59 PM

I still like this one....



Is this fitting or what..........

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

OCT 23, 2004 08:04 PM

timagain said:
I still like this one....



Is this fitting or what..........





NIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


biggrin

Synnove

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

OCT 23, 2004 08:06 PM

ah... i missed this thread biggrin

somegrunt

somegrunt

Shelton, WA
August 2004

OCT 23, 2004 08:06 PM

timagain said:
Image from above



[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 by timagain]



i like this one because it looks like a real picture

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

OCT 23, 2004 08:11 PM

somegrunt said:

timagain said:
Image from above



[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 by timagain]



i like this one because it looks like a real picture



There is a 2 ton shark free floating in the air.... hehe, not that the one i posted looks real.... shit, I am just gonna get another PBR
biggrin

B57913

B57913

I'm lost
May 2004

OCT 23, 2004 08:29 PM

Skoora, Skoora. He's a killer with a broken heart.
Don't blame him! He blames himself.
Don't hate him! He hates himself.
Skoora, Skoora. Skoora the gentle shark.

ARRR!!!

scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

OCT 29, 2004 10:15 AM

ERADICATOR said:
Skoora, Skoora. He's a killer with a broken heart.
Don't blame him! He blames himself.
Don't hate him! He hates himself.
Skoora, Skoora. Skoora the gentle shark.

ARRR!!!




I love you.

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

NOV 03, 2004 03:56 AM

Holy Thread Resurrection, Batman!

Sharks are cute and cuddly! You be nice to them!



That part I wrote about seeing the bloodthirsty posse of Dolphins hell bent on destruction and with a sweet-tooth for nun-entrails...

totally true.



He's a cold-blooded killer, just look into his eyes.

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

NOV 03, 2004 04:03 AM

huge assholes.


Sharks are dicks.

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

NOV 04, 2004 04:38 PM

this asshole was in SURFBETTY'S break.......

Eponine

Eponine

Denver, CO
March 2003

NOV 04, 2004 05:02 PM

this is still my favorite thread ever. love

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 04, 2004 05:09 PM

timagain said:
I still like this one....



Is this fitting or what..........



Nearly every time I duck under a wave while surfing, I have that image going through my head. Thanks for visually realizing one of my greatest fears. Asshole!

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

NOV 04, 2004 05:12 PM

ERADICATOR said:
Skoora, Skoora. He's a killer with a broken heart.
Don't blame him! He blames himself.
Don't hate him! He hates himself.
Skoora, Skoora. Skoora the gentle shark.

ARRR!!!



oh hell yeah i was singing that yesterday. God bless you, sir.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

NOV 04, 2004 05:15 PM

Eponine said:
this is still my favorite thread ever. love





I concur... biggrin

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

NOV 04, 2004 05:17 PM

timagain said:
this asshole was in SURFBETTY'S break.......



Are you talking about the fish?

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

NOV 07, 2004 10:36 AM

Scopitone said:

timagain said:
I still like this one....



Is this fitting or what..........



Nearly every time I duck under a wave while surfing, I have that image going through my head. Thanks for visually realizing one of my greatest fears. Asshole!


FUCK ME..... WHAT AN ASS HOLE!!!! wink biggrin

That one ain't shit. It's photoshoped.

THIS ONE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

NOV 07, 2004 10:38 AM

reprobate said:
timagain said:
this asshole was in SURFBETTY'S break.......

Are you talking about the fish?


yes...........

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:04 AM

timagain said:

That one ain't shit. It's photoshoped.

THIS ONE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



it's also a dolphin.

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:17 AM

yeah, but you didn't have to nark me out.... wink
surfbetty set me straight........ here's the story.....

Is this really a surfer with a Shark? Do these sorts of encounters happen often?
The answer to the first question is NO. Observe the tail fin on the photographs... Sharks (Elasmobranchs) have vertical tail fins, whereas Dolphins (Cetaceans) have a horizontal tail fin which can be seen on the images.

The answer to the second question is YES. There are so many reports and aerial survey photographs showing swimmers, surfers and... Sharks! There are actually so many proofs of these close encounters that it puts the whole Shark vs Human interaction into another perspective: There are so few shark attacks every year worldwide (on average 80 - 120 shark attacks every year, of which 5 - 15 are lethal), compared to these common close encounters, showing by itself that Sharks are not the monsterous man-eaters they are made to be. Most people who have spent some time in the water, swimming or surfing or scuba-diving have attracted the curious attention of Sharks, most of these remain unknown to us though.

artiekgb

artiekgb

Eagleville, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 07, 2004 11:31 AM

Clara said:

artiekgb said:
Yeah, and Shark Week is really boring.


So for some reason after I saw your post I looked at your profile and I looked at your pics. And I found this:



Coincidence? No way.



Oh shit, I was just about to post that pic. Its a good thing I read back through the thread first.

Interesting side note. Getting your salad tossed by a shark is not as fun as getting your salad tossed by a person.

ScarredAngel

ScarredAngel

Arlington, TX
May 2004

NOV 07, 2004 05:15 PM

hecubus said:
Because their #1 goalie and defenseman held out at the beginning of the year, their coach and GM got fired by the new tightwad ownership, their captain got traded and they missed the playoffs after winning their division last year?


Yes, let's not leave out the San Jose sharks. Biggest bunch of assholes I've ever seen.

Distra

Distra

Swannanoa, NC
April 2004

NOV 07, 2004 05:42 PM

hehe..... funny stuff biggrin

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2004 07:16 PM

frown frown frown

apathyactivist

apathyactivist

Toronto, ON
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2004 09:00 PM

Sharks are assholes because they've proven to be a serious pain in the ass to write a paper about.

Fucking jerks.

Enigma_Entity

Enigma_Entity

Colorado Springs, CO
September 2004

NOV 28, 2004 09:16 PM

Yeah sharks are complete assholes. We need some dicks, because even though dicks fuck pussies, they also fuck assholes. And if dicks didn't fuck assholes, then the assholes would shit over all of the pussies. After all, the pussies are only two and a half inches from the asshole. Until next time...

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