Why are sharks such fucking assholes?

I mean they ruin everyones good times with there killing and frenzy's. You'd think that when a pod of whales is having a nice family reunion, that the ol' jaws gang could leave em be. But NO. First some hungry twit has to show off and then it turns into one big bloody mess.

Like really Mr. "perfect hunter of the sea", next time school is in session for a bunch of fish, show a little class and don't hand out toothy, fatal demerits.

Am I right gang!?!?


Macdeepseadiver

THANK YOU!



MacanIgetawitness?

Whales can be pretty lame too. Like sliding up on the beach to grab a seal, or eating entire schools of microscopic sea monkeys, etc.

So they eat killer whales off the CA coast. They are eating people off the FL coast.

The guy on the news just said SARS can live in diarhea for 4 days. COOL HUH?

Because they aren't as cool as The Jets.

Yeah. You know what? FUCK whales too. There always like "Hey watch me totally bump the shit out of that ship full of orphans and kittens over there!" And the other whals probablly like "totally dude. FUCK THEM UP!"

And after the first whale bumps the boat and causes the orphans to eat, kill and set fire to the kittens out of fear, the whale shits all in the water near the boat and adds further insult by blowing water out of his blowhole. Which in whale language is, well it is not a nice gesture!

Macexpert

they are just like mack the knife, i hear...

what have you got against me...sniff...sulks...

have you like ever seen JAWS?!! Big fucking teeth!! Like, what the fuck?!! seriously!

stay out of the water...

Can we keep this racist shit off the boards? I mean it. First of all, that was a lame giant robot that didn't even look like a shark. Secondly, what's a shark ever done to you? Maybe bitten you or a friend, sure. Maybe eaten something of some importance to you, whatever. Maybe even humped your leg or crapped on your lawn.

Where was this going?....

olivia made a bolinas sticker......

Yeah, but, like, have you seen JAWS?!! Big fucking teeth!! I'm not kidding!! Stay out of the fucking water!!

we're gonna need a bigger boat

*has a feeling macbastard was the guy who originally came up with the idea of "just punch a shark if it gets too close to you"*

Nah, I don't mind vicious sharks, that's part of nature. But what's with these docile sharks? These pansy nurse sharks? These sissy milk sharks? These pussy-bred, stupid ass sharks that are all cool and don't mess with anyone. What the fuck is with that? That's almost as bad as killer whales, little bitch-ass punks. I'd like to slap them all around.

Nature gave you teeth and made you bigger than the other things where you live. Go fuck something up, damn it!

you butthead! i was gonna say that

i hear they're all angry because they have so much teeth and they get alot of toothaches

u know what are real assholes humans "oh look at use we can kill any thing cause we are at the top of the food chain" humans are a virus on the face of the earth

You're right. You should kill as many humans as possible. Starting with yourself.

But sharks are all cute and cudely!

Oops...wait a minute I was thinking of Boo.

My bad.

ok that cool but i am takeing some of yall with me and the sharks can do the rest