Things you want to do before you're too old to do them.

I just listed a bunch in my journal, but feel free to post yours here.

Make "the sexins" with Lesa.

Take over the world...

AHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Procreate maybe. Have a life partner to do that with. Compete internationally in a fun sport. Travel to every continent. Live somewhere else for awhile. Invent something that will make this world a better place. Make amends with all of those that I've wronged.

have sex on mt. haleakala on maui and have a major orgasm just as the sun cums...i mean comes, up.

have more posts than MisterSatan

get laid again

Travel around the world by airplane but never actually leave the airports that I land at. Unfortunantly thats all I can really think of right now

become enlightened.

paint a self portrait that looks nothing like me, but more like david kerradine

get trapped in a web of lies.

it's not as nice as you'd think

own a Harley

Sky-dive, fly a plane, travel through Asia on foot with one other person. Okay, so the first two are possible.

Drive my enemies before me like beasts and hear the lamentation of their women.

Well, I guess I can do that just as well when I'm 60.

I'll just have to go with fuck like a monkey whenever and wherever possible before I need the little pill and a porche to get some.

find a cure for herpes, and let everyone know that i know it. then die without telling everyone

put naked pictures of myself on the internet...

SEE the naked pictures of BlankSoul

i want to be able to love myself. at least for one minute.

i'd like to kill you one of these days

i'd like to succesfully hitch hike to

when you get older people tend to pick you up on the side of the road less

unless you're george carlin.. or go by the rules of the road

I want to make love to many beautiful ladies in a large pool full of jello while listening to garbage play naked and live at poolside.

word.

oh, but i want to learn how to play the harpsichord, and how to do sign language too. though not at the same time.