What makes you think...

... that YOU are so hot/sexy/fine/(insert term to describe your awesome powers of attraction here)???

Bunny Ears.

Do I really need to explain?

i can play harmonica with my nose

I bet I'm nacissistic to look at nekkid pictures of you with regularity too

I traded my powers of attraction for a burrito.

It was a very good burrito. Not too spicy, but still plenty of kick.

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...........

I was waiting for Al to step in here and proclaim her awesomeness, which is undeniable.

Cuz I can read you like a good book and have my way with your pages.

i'm "stalkable" apparently. but don't ask me how or why.

Don't worry, man- no one can compete with Al's awesomeness.

im fuckin' rad.

My vitiligo.

I have a huge IQ and ego to match. I know the greek alphabet. I think Carl de Boor's treatises on polynomial splines are really interesting. Formal language theory is cool. Thompson avalanches as predicted by Paschen curves are fun to watch. I am so intellectually pretentious that space and time fold about me to produce a dirt nap comedy.

nothing really

i'm not. but i DO have dimples.

My mommy always said I was beautiful...

im evil...

ummm.. i know that i am not.

My eerie ability to drive a point so far into the ground it would take Richard Leaky to find it.

My tendancy to net use \\systemX\c$ to fing out what I got on quizzes

Once upon a time, just last week actually, somebody told me that I'm the alpha male among the women I hang out with. That made me think I was a plural monkey.

i sooo need a math tutor.. i took a placement test and they said if it wasnt for a calculator i would be in trouble

because i'm the mad note.