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The Vice Guide to Being Totally Crushed Out!

Upinsmoke5

West Palm Beach, FL

October 2002

APR 29, 2003 03:59 PM

The Vice Guide to Being Totally Crushed Out!

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 04:02 PM

Upinsmoke5 said:
The Vice Guide to Being Totally Crushed Out!

graphic

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 04:36 PM

"Being crushed out is not the ethereal world of magic not-knowingness that people often think it is. In actual fact, the crush is a well-researched science that goes back tens and tens of years. For example, when you are attracted to someone, you send out a series of sex pheromones to the mate in question. If said mate feels the same way, he or she will raise his or her abdomen to reveal a pink and moist sex gland. This gland will usually be slowly undulating and will smell not unlike honey. The term most people use for this coital dance is crushed out, and the facts behind it are steadfast. Heres an AZ of the best ways to master the empirical art of liking."

... huh?

K stands for KKK?

I guess I don't get it.

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 04:38 PM

In it's defense, I like the picture at the top of the article.

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 04:38 PM

Gwendolyn said:
"Being crushed out is not the ethereal world of magic not-knowingness that people often think it is. In actual fact, the crush is a well-researched science that goes back tens and tens of years. For example, when you are attracted to someone, you send out a series of sex pheromones to the mate in question. If said mate feels the same way, he or she will raise his or her abdomen to reveal a pink and moist sex gland. This gland will usually be slowly undulating and will smell not unlike honey. The term most people use for this coital dance is crushed out, and the facts behind it are steadfast. Heres an AZ of the best ways to master the empirical art of liking."

... huh?

K stands for KKK?

I guess I don't get it.

how you doin?

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 04:40 PM

darkbunny said:
how you doin?

I'm doing all right, yourself?

Bettina

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

APR 29, 2003 04:42 PM

My favorites:
E, M, R, X
Vice rules the school.

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 04:47 PM

Gwendolyn said:

darkbunny said:
how you doin?

I'm doing all right, yourself?

pretty good here, you ever been to Italia?

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 04:59 PM

darkbunny said:
pretty good here, you ever been to Italia?

I'm going to go with... no...? Hmmm.

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 05:39 PM

Gwendolyn said:

darkbunny said:
pretty good here, you ever been to Italia?

I'm going to go with... no...? Hmmm.

I got nothing...

Upinsmoke5

West Palm Beach, FL

October 2002

APR 29, 2003 05:42 PM

Wow, this thread turned to silly very quickly.

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 05:44 PM

darkbunny said:
I got nothing...

I'm so confused.

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 05:54 PM

Upinsmoke5 said:
Wow, this thread turned to silly very quickly.

It started out rather silly don't you think old chap?

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 05:55 PM

Gwendolyn said:

darkbunny said:
I got nothing...

I'm so confused.

I ran out of conversation...sooo embarassed.

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 05:59 PM

darkbunny said:
I ran out of conversation...sooo embarassed.

*blushing*

I did too.

I'm equally embarassed.

*looks around*

*straightens the wrinkles out of her skirt*

*walks away*

26OO

Waterloo, ON

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 06:00 PM

sniff...lost another one...ok...who's next?

AlexKarina

Brooklyn, NY

November 2002

APR 30, 2003 08:40 AM

The article advises masturbating about girls you have crushes on because:

When you are beating off about her, it sends magic threads through the cosmos that inevitably clasp on to her ear and make her feel this kind of Whoa, tee-hee, what was that? thing that feels exactly like an inner tickle.

Man if that's true, I've been tickling the inner ears of a lot of SGers lately. (Although I have a hard time picturing an SG GIrl saying "Tee-Hee." And why couldn't the magic threads deliver, say, a kiss to back of her neck or in some other welcome area?)

MrMann

Sarasota, FL

March 2003

APR 30, 2003 08:56 AM

AlexKarina said:
The article advises masturbating about girls you have crushes on because:

When you are beating off about her, it sends magic threads through the cosmos that inevitably clasp on to her ear and make her feel this kind of Whoa, tee-hee, what was that? thing that feels exactly like an inner tickle.

Man if that's true, I've been tickling the inner ears of a lot of SGers lately. (Although I have a hard time picturing an SG GIrl saying "Tee-Hee." And why couldn't the magic threads deliver, say, a kiss to back of her neck or in some other welcome area?)

I might actually be dating a few of the SGers (in my head) and no one knew...until now

[Edited on Apr 30, 2003 by MrMann]

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 30, 2003 08:57 AM

Wow, first Vice guide I actually found kinda lame... weird.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 30, 2003 09:03 AM

Al said:
Wow, first Vice guide I actually found kinda lame... weird.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so- I kept reading on, waiting for it to get good, but it was all like, "This isn't useful like the pussy-eating thing at all..."