Universally detestable occupations

Cause she has a nicer ass than me...damn her.

As to crack whores and their assistants, check out the girlie stuff section of jinx hackwear for your crack whore t-shirts. Boys and girls can go to the main t-shirt page for their "Future of America" shirts.

As to jobs....

Hall Monitor

The Wild Goose.

Dog Catcher

They don't, I work construction and they are not the top of the $$$ food chain Somewhere in the middle.

I think you are looking at tow truck operators in the wrong light.

You live in a city where they tow your car for you parking where it states car will be towed. Obviously you choose to take your chances.

Now what if you are stuck on a bridge or out on a freeway? Then the towtruck operator is ypur best friend! What if you lock your keys in your car? again the tow truck guy is the one to bail you out.

this has been paid for by the towtruck operators of America.

The person who has to sweep up in a Nerd candy factory.

I used to wrok up the street from there but never went.

Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't think of it this way, guess I've had a few friends get ripped off by unscrupulous towtruck operators, in situations where they weren't guilty of parking in the wrong place, they were just in a bad scenario.

Yay for good towtruck operators

mmmm, nerds.

People who work for collection agencies. I've only had one experience with them, luckily, but it sucked. I got a credit card in college and couldn't pay it back. It got turned over to collections, and I started getting calls from some fucker who was making it sound like they'd put me in jail if I didn't pay. So I got up the courage to ask my dad to help me borrow the money, and paid them off.

Turns out, though, the fucker was lying to me about what I had to do, and didn't have to do. He was telling me I couldn't set up a payment plan, they had to have all the money right now, but the law says they have to accept payments. And I've heard from other people that these asshats do that to everyone; they try to take advantage of your lack of knowledge of the law to scare you into paying them.

Fuck all of them. They strike me as people a little too chickenshit to actually work for the mob.

OK, that little blast of bile from my past has cheered me up.

the shrimper in the porn industry...i don't know if this position really exists...but if it does, god bless them

I'm actually working towards becoming a Bail Enforcement Agent... so no dissing bounty hunters

Au contraire, I am utterly fascinated with all facets of law enforcement. Would you mind elaborating sometime about what you need to do to become a BEA?

From my reading, you don't need much besides a license to carry a firearm and a driver's license. But I plan on taking any relevant college courses, as well as gun safety courses.

by all means, me distributing caffinated beverages to people should mean i have a job where everyone should love me, like the milk man, or ice cream truck driver, or photographer for hustler.. but alas everyone i give coffee to hates me...

maybe i should stop putting cadaver toes in their mochas...