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Elisabeth

Elisabeth

Atherton, CA
December 2002

APR 29, 2003 01:36 PM

Metermaid, parking gestapo, etc.

Telemarketers, door to door salespeople, etc.

Creditors, bounty hunters, towtruck operators, repo men, etc.

The IRS.

I've always wondered the reasons (besides the money) why people go into occupations like these where they will be universally disliked. Anyone here employed in these occupations or wants to shed any light on this subject?

Oh, and I no longer detest creditors. I wouldn't say they are my best friends, but we finally have a functional working relationship wink

26OO

26OO

Waterloo, ON
August 2002

APR 29, 2003 02:07 PM

What about the guy who has to collect semen from zoo animals every morning?

Astrokreep23

Astrokreep23

Santa Barbara, CA
February 2003

APR 29, 2003 02:11 PM

You forgot that guy who hands you your order at the drive in window. He always sucks. They should fire him.

ninjagrrl

ninjagrrl

Forest Grove, OR
April 2003

APR 29, 2003 02:38 PM

Who ever works in a mayonaise factory. It is gross enough to slop mayo from a five-gallon bucket into tuna salad mix, but to have to be around it all day--eeeew.

('_')

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 29, 2003 02:40 PM

ninjagrrl said:
Who ever works in a mayonaise factory. It is gross enough to slop mayo from a five-gallon bucket into tuna salad mix, but to have to be around it all day--eeeew.

('_'
)



I live in an old Mayo factory.

Lil_Tuffy

ninjagrrl

ninjagrrl

Forest Grove, OR
April 2003

APR 29, 2003 02:42 PM

Living and working are two different things. It would be rad to live in a factory.

Unless you are still operating it to make extra cash. Well, no, that would be rad too.

It would be far more gross to live in a lake of mayo, but that is for some other thread.

lemur

lemur

San Francisco, CA
March 2003

APR 29, 2003 03:09 PM

POOPSMITH!!!

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 29, 2003 03:14 PM

everyone at the DMV

casieispretty

casieispretty

State College, PA
OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 03:32 PM

Heroin mule.

I used to telemarket, but they fired me after a week because I kept lying to customers by making outlandish promises and telling them there was no obligation. Apparently I was too evil.

relethed

relethed

Spokane, WA
January 2003

APR 29, 2003 03:50 PM

Lil_Tuffy said:


I live in an old Mayo factory.

Lil_Tuffy



you do not talk about whip club.


...hm. detestable to me, i think, means anything that involves an unfavorable balance of power

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by relethed]

Albion_Moonlight

Albion_Moonlight

Los Angeles, CA
November 2002

APR 29, 2003 03:51 PM

About fifteen years ago I worked as a dj/barback/dirty work guy at a strip joint out by the airport.

One miserable night I got instructed to mop up some vomit in the mens room. Someone had gotten really sick, really suddenly.

I'd been pretty over the job for some time already, but I dutifully went through the disgusting task of mopping up the puke. While I was doing it a customer entered the bathroom and reacted with disgust.

He started to wash his hands while I continued cleaning and bitching. Finally, having heard my curses and complaints loud and clear he asked me in all sincerity, "Why don't you get another job?"

It was one of those moments that one waits years for. I repressed my smirk, stopped mopping and looked him straight in the eyes.

"What?" I asked. "And give up Show Business?"

Eponine

Eponine

Denver, CO
March 2003

APR 29, 2003 04:01 PM

jizz mopper! puke

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 29, 2003 04:47 PM

Crack whore.

Schleprock

schleprock

Tujunga, CA
April 2003

APR 29, 2003 04:48 PM

Albion_Moonlight said:
About fifteen years ago I worked as a dj/barback/dirty work guy at a strip joint out by the airport.

One miserable night I got instructed to mop up some vomit in the mens room. Someone had gotten really sick, really suddenly.

I'd been pretty over the job for some time already, but I dutifully went through the disgusting task of mopping up the puke. While I was doing it a customer entered the bathroom and reacted with disgust.

He started to wash his hands while I continued cleaning and bitching. Finally, having heard my curses and complaints loud and clear he asked me in all sincerity, "Why don't you get another job?"

It was one of those moments that one waits years for. I repressed my smirk, stopped mopping and looked him straight in the eyes.

"What?" I asked. "And give up Show Business?"



The Century Lounge?

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

APR 29, 2003 05:04 PM

BlankSoul said:
jizz mopper! puke



You beat me to it, I was just about to say that!

I just saw an ad for that occupation in the Help Wanted section the other day, strategically worded of course-- I wish I had the exact text from it.

kludog

kludog

Korea, Republic Of
OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 05:39 PM

how bout those poor guys that clean the construction site porta-lets? that must be one of the worst jobs, i hope they get payed more then basketball players!

ninjagrrl

ninjagrrl

Forest Grove, OR
April 2003

APR 29, 2003 06:21 PM

Someone who works for the diaper-cleaning companies. You know, you give them poopy diapers and they give you clean ones, but you never think--what happens to the poop?

kludog

kludog

Korea, Republic Of
OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 06:23 PM

ninjagrrl said:
Someone who works for the diaper-cleaning companies. You know, you give them poopy diapers and they give you clean ones, but you never think--what happens to the poop?



that is truely a disturbing thought!!!! shocked

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

APR 29, 2003 07:32 PM

i deliver blood, piss, defective cootchie, and shit samples. isnt that a yummy job?

april_foolz

april_foolz

Flushing, NY
OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 07:39 PM

Once while working construction the pump truck came to pump out a septic tank that needed to be removed. The pump got jammed and the second guy in the truck had to climb down and free up the pump to get it working again.
As much as I hate my job now, I'm not doing that. I know that has to get done, but, poor bastard.
Second worse job? One of those decoys that P.I. use to entrap unsuspecting husbands into cheating on their wives and getting pics of the action. It just seems pretty low.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 07:41 PM

Shalome said:
Crack whore.



assistant crack whore.

Long live Norm MacDonald

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 29, 2003 08:26 PM

mistressmissy said:
i deliver blood, piss, defective cootchie, and shit samples. isnt that a yummy job?



Do you guys have a deal where if I don't get my shit samples in 30 minutes or less, they're free?

MrMann

MrMann

Sarasota, FL
March 2003

APR 29, 2003 08:37 PM

Dammit, I hate telemarketers.

Telemarketer: Hello is Mr. Morgan there?
Me:No
Telemarketer: oh well can you tell them verizon called. Me:Yeah jack-off I am looking for a pen right now, so I can jab it in persons eye who came up with the idea of telemarketers.

Leave me the hell alone. I hate you phone, I hate you telemarketer.

Flick

Flick

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 29, 2003 08:55 PM

Shalome said:
Crack whore.





don't hate me....

Click_Here

Click_Here

Glen Head, NY
October 2002

APR 29, 2003 09:01 PM

i owuldnt mind being a repo guy. i saw a show on TLC abou it. in florida you even have people who specialize in repo'ing boats.. its almost like being a tow truck driver only better

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