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What's COOL? (revisited)

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Sea lice are a pain in the ass....

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The midget game [2]

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What Would Uncle Jesse do?

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fave line from a movie [8]

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hel's harem final round [2]

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I'm a loser, are you? [2]

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panda bears are an aphrodesiac

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What makes you think... [2]

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If you could go back in time...... [2]

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I have an actual scientific question...

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Phone Operators...

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A game my Friends

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The Vice Guide to Being Totally Crushed Out!

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Impulse Buys [2]

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Neil Jordan

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Lets Play A Game [3]

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Ooooooooooh [3]

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1 to 8 items MEANS 1 to 8 items!

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bulletproof monk - stock footage

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Dying your hair black [2]

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Because of me, someone will be in jail for 25 years minimum [2]

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Ford or Chevy? [2]

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body jewelry question

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The Colossal Colon

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Which dysfunctional Care Bear are you?

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Battle Royale 2 Trailer

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razor13

Los Angeles, CA

December 2002

APR 28, 2003 11:28 PM

it is sad moment for me, but to be honest, i have to vote myself off, i might decapitate the rest of the harem while they are asleep and try to blame it on LilTuffy, in a powerplay to get at his harem and slit more throats and take more heads, i wish i didn't have this throat slitting / decapitating problem, it has been a strain on my relationships ever since i was lil'....

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA

January 2003

APR 28, 2003 11:42 PM

Oh my god...I'm so honored...this is so unexpected...I want to thank my parents for understanding, my loving wife and wonderful children for being so supportive, my main man Jesus....

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to climb on my roof and give everyone else in the world the finger

GunterX

Brazil

April 2003

APR 28, 2003 11:47 PM

Hel!
I created this image for you
Im working so hard that I barely could check out this message boards! Thats why Im sending this message only now...
This pic of yours was one of the main reasons I joined the SG
But.. can you brazilian fan be part of your harem? PLEEEEAAAASE
I know its a bit late.. but try to reconsider it

LostJunkShot

Concord, NC

OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 12:03 AM

Whoa, stunning anouncement at the end of the first page! I am loopy right now.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I am finished with the song, and I am going to see if we good boys in Ruptured Youth can record it anyways and get it put up here in mp3... if not I'll at least post up the lyrics soon.
*goes around smiling, calling himself "harem boy" and being smacked by his roomates*

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 29, 2003 12:45 AM

razor13 said:
it is sad moment for me, but to be honest, i have to vote myself off, i might decapitate the rest of the harem while they are asleep and try to blame it on LilTuffy, in a powerplay to get at his harem and slit more throats and take more heads, i wish i didn't have this throat slitting / decapitating problem, it has been a strain on my relationships ever since i was lil'....

all that and your leaving the harem? well ok.... i'll edit the list.... bye bye razor.....

:hel:

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 29, 2003 12:49 AM

GunterX said:
Hel!
I created this image for you
Im working so hard that I barely could check out this message boards! Thats why Im sending this message only now...
This pic of yours was one of the main reasons I joined the SG
But.. can you brazilian fan be part of your harem? PLEEEEAAAASE
I know its a bit late.. but try to reconsider it

whats the image? it didn't load... email it to squidzilla23@yahoo.com razor13 left so there is a space.... we'll see

:hel:

razor13

Los Angeles, CA

December 2002

APR 29, 2003 01:02 AM

i wish i didn't decapitate everything i loved....

GunterX

Brazil

April 2003

APR 29, 2003 01:02 AM

I have just sent it, Hel

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 29, 2003 01:09 AM

ok guys... done... no more... thats the final list.

:hel:

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 29, 2003 01:20 AM

L said:
So wait?!?!?

You've made your decision or you're just not letting anyone else on the list???

I'll assume the latter and I'll vote off a if for no other reason than we can't have two people with single letter names in the same harem can we???

I think I'll draw you a picture tomorrow to try and seal this whole thing...

-L

you can draw me a picture if you want... but you already made the cut silly.... thats the list, its final... unless someone leaves by choice, like razor13 did.

:hel:

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by Hel]

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 29, 2003 02:37 AM

BigDirtyS said:
I'm glad to know you did the best thing.

and between me and everyone else in the world....
Anyone who gives a good backrub can get in Hel's Harem.
formerly Hels_bitch

Who wants a bitch? I'm taking applications.

oh i see how it is... you make the cut and then desert me.... really.... i'm dissapointed....

:hel:

captaincolorado

Denver, CO

January 2003

APR 29, 2003 02:43 AM

thats really fucked up son. pretending to be someone they're not...holy shit another spider just tried the "death from above" move on me. luckily i gooshed him. teach that fucker to try to kill me. its a conspiracy i tell ya...

Shiholud

Chicago, IL

January 2003

APR 29, 2003 06:09 AM

(After Shi finds out he is going to lose his head by making it into Hel's Harem.)
SHI:
Look, I'm not a idiot. She's Hel, #uckin' bad mofo Hel. I'm gonna sit across a table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, do what ever she asks and that's all I'm gonna do.
DUDE:
Thats all you gona do huh!
SHI:
What did I just say, yea thats the deal. and a deals a deal. So Lose a head I can still walk just need a Cbag for the rest of my life.
DUDE:
Shi I don't think that's the head she was talking about. This head if lost kinda puts a hangover to shame.
SHI:
Well, that just about covers it huh, but its HEL so "game on"

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by Shiholud]

Grrlhavoc

Houston, TX

OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 07:01 AM

Do we get matching t-shirts?

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

APR 29, 2003 07:40 AM

I vote everyone else off but me. Because there won't be enough room in my trailor......shit, you think I got a double wide, or something?

I'll watch football and drink beer in the livingroom while I'm wearing a stained wifebeater, and yell for you to bring me more tater-tots.....because that's what love is all about

disgorge

I'm lost

August 2002

APR 29, 2003 01:43 PM

WHEEEEEE!!!!!

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA

January 2003

APR 29, 2003 11:09 PM

Hel, how's this for a symbol to identify your harem members??

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by DrNecessitor]

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by DrNecessitor]

Grrlhavoc

Houston, TX

OLD SKOOL

APR 30, 2003 07:19 AM

does Hel get to brand us with this logo????

jericho42011

Canada

April 2003

APR 30, 2003 08:57 AM

Hey Hey WAIT!
Oh I guess I missed the action, damn, I'm always on my computer at the wrong time.....time zone crap, son-of-a, damn, I'm fine

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

APR 30, 2003 10:40 AM

DrNecessitor said:
Hel, how's this for a symbol to identify your harem members??

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by DrNecessitor]

[Edited on Apr 29, 2003 by DrNecessitor]

perfect, just perfect....

:hel:

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA

January 2003

APR 30, 2003 11:52 AM

Hel said:
perfect, just perfect....

:hel:

Great! So, you put the branding iron in the fire, and we'll all line up, drop our pants and bend over.

razor13

Los Angeles, CA

December 2002

APR 30, 2003 11:52 AM

i just got scared i would be eliminated and i couldn't take that kinda rejection right now, i am going to jail to pay for my crimes, forgive me hel....til we cross paths again, we always have the first two rounds to remember...

dhill1

Minneapolis, MN

December 2002

APR 30, 2003 05:36 PM

razor13 said:
i just got scared i would be eliminated and i couldn't take that kinda rejection right now, i am going to jail to pay for my crimes, forgive me hel....til we cross paths again, we always have the first two rounds to remember...

is anyone else seeing this as really large type?

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