The Duke - a photo love story (part 1)

The Duke is a great little pub. It's my local, where i go to meet with all my mates and the other regulars. From the outside it looks run down and derelict. But once you get inside, you warm to the ambience. Sometimes, we get new faces popping in to see for themselves why everyone raves about the greatest little shithole in Wales. We always go up to the new visitors, introduce ourselves, and give them a warm friendly welcome whilst telling them many wild and wacky tales from days gone by. Unfortunately, we sometimes also get visits from the MDL brigade (Mutton Dressed as Lamb). These aren't regulars, oh no! These strangers also pop in now and again looking to prey on innocent young men who are unfamiliar with their surroundings, and nine times out of ten, stoned aswell (once me and WaTed have given them our own particular style of warm friendly welcome). This is a story that happened at the weekend.........



















THE END

(Note: This wasn't at all staged! If you ever do come to The Duke, make sure you bring your camera with you! There's always plenty of photographic fun to be had )


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[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 by PervyPunk]

I just spit Gatorade all over my monitor

ive said it b4 and ill say it again!! i SO wanna go the duke, seems fantastic!!! i talk to some guy on the net from neath and he says its cool!!

very well done perv, a credit to yourself and the duke!!!

Who is that mate? Wouldn't be Rob PPF by any chance would it?

That is absolutely priceless!!

I was hiding behind Wez just to get away from them last night!

christ, those ladeez would fit in well round these parts, so long as they weren't averse to inbreeding. Then again, by the looks of 'em...

nay perv, sum guy i talk to on punktastic. dont even know his proper name but his handle is evz182

His name is Tom...

Fucking hell, when I visit I'm bringing my girlfriend and my collection of medieval weapons along for safety.

If you come down this summer dude, you and Cavelle are welcome to crash at my place. And we'll have to get Chubbles and Selena along too. Not forgetting Cherry and Max either. Anyone else up for it?
Do we have an SGCYM group meet in the making here? LOL !

I was there and every time I read it it's funnier still!

Abbadon....The Duke is actually stocked with a range of medieval weapons....it's that kind of place....

Pervy,

That is so fucking great! I laughed my ass off!

PS You are a total cutie

i think i'm in

Hey, that ain't me! I just took the photos and added the script
That guy was a casual visitor from Cardiff, which is about 32 miles away. We don't know who the hell he was. Or his mate for that matter!
And by the way, i AIN'T no cutie . And i'm glad some of you people found it as freakin hilarious as we did!!!!

[jeeez, i'm off my face tonight I must have edited this about half a dozen times ]

[Edited on Apr 27, 2003 by PervyPunk]

I take it you and Max won't be joining us then if Abbadon and Chubbles come down to The Duke ?
And there was me hoping to organise a BEAKER / VINYL STICKONS gig for them aswell

[Edited on Apr 27, 2003 by PervyPunk]

Do you know what time it is????

Get to bed mate for fucks sake!

Oh yeah, i forgot i'm back in work tomorrow
And i've got to get up in 4 hours !!!!!!!
Nitey Nite then all

Well it would be a thousand times better than any poxy Monkey Cafe gig, i can assure you !

(Shit, i MUST get to bed........)

Sorry I'm retarded

We welcome the retarded with open arms....just look how 'special' that guy on the right in the last photo is...

Heeeeeeeeey! So you're retarded and i'm not cute. Want to hook up?

I saw that poor kid in Cardiff the other day....