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9/20/03

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what are you going to be for HALLOWEEN? [3]

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Should I cut myself a mohawk? [2]

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silence woman! [2]

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Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

APR 20, 2003 04:02 PM

Man uses air raid siren to quiet wife
Saturday, April 19, 2003 Posted: 9:15 PM EDT (0115 GMT)

After neighbors filed noise complaints, police seized a German man's 220-volt rooftop air raid siren.

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 73-year-old man who used an air raid siren to stun his wife into submission has had it confiscated by German police.

"My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways," the man identified as Vladimir R. told Mannheim police.

"So I crank up the siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it's real quiet again."

A police spokesman said neighbors had complained at the noise from the 220-volt rooftop device, believed to be an old-fashioned air raid siren.

Rosina, Vladimir's wife of 32 years, said she sometimes had to yell to get his attention. "My husband is a stubborn mule so I have to get loud."

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

APR 20, 2003 04:04 PM

This reminds of that bit on the Chappelle show the other day, about the "Wrap It Up" box. It was box that flashed and said "Wrap It Up" while playing that "shut the fuck up" orchestra music they use at award shows.

God, I want one of those.

Cereal_Killer

Westfield, NY

December 2002

APR 20, 2003 04:10 PM

man, that's a hell of a way to get some peace and quiet...
women have it easier though... flash us men your boobs and we go right into a silent stupor... at least I do.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 20, 2003 04:16 PM

Is this also from 'The Weekly World News'?

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

APR 20, 2003 04:35 PM

crispy said:
Is this also from 'The Weekly World News'?

nope, cnn haha

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI

March 2003

APR 20, 2003 07:14 PM

usually a simple shut up works for me. if someone did that to me id punch them.

theanimal777

Mobile, AL

December 2002

APR 20, 2003 07:22 PM

i have always wanted an air raid siren. cause loud things make me laugh.

razor13

Los Angeles, CA

December 2002

APR 20, 2003 09:37 PM

it is really hard on a guy when a broadwon't listen...

Click_Here

Glen Head, NY

October 2002

APR 20, 2003 09:43 PM

what did you say

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 20, 2003 11:35 PM

HA!

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

APR 20, 2003 11:37 PM

mistressmissy said:
usually a simple shut up works for me. if someone did that to me id punch them.

same here, i'd probably stab the bastard.

aquafantasy

Carlisle, PA

February 2003

APR 20, 2003 11:38 PM

razor13 said:
it is really hard on a guy when a broadwon't listen...

I think the proper word would be "wench"

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

APR 20, 2003 11:41 PM

aquafantasy said:

I think the proper word would be "wench"

or BINT

How I love that word.

xoox

schleprock

Tujunga, CA

April 2003

APR 20, 2003 11:47 PM

Reminds of a roommate I had in college. He had gotten a fog horn off of a Coast Guard cutter and it was pretty damn loud. One evening the upstairs neighbors were making lots of noise and stomping on the ceiling. I took the fgo horm upstairs and knocked on the door. When the door opened I blew the fog horn. Never had a problem with the noise again.

twiceforno

Marlton, NJ

April 2003

APR 21, 2003 12:31 AM

Cereal_Killer said:
man, that's a hell of a way to get some peace and quiet...
women have it easier though... flash us men your boobs and we go right into a silent stupor... at least I do.

Dude, it was a 73 year old man's wife. And she was German. That's damn nasty advice

radiobastet

Portland, OR

April 2003

APR 21, 2003 03:41 PM

Cherry said:

or BINT

How I love that word.

xoox

It means "daughter" in Arabic. Hardly an insult, I'd say.

Nonchalance

United Kingdom

January 2003

APR 21, 2003 03:45 PM

Not in the UK it doesn't! You'd be likely to get a kicking using it around some guys girlfriend

radiobastet

Portland, OR

April 2003

APR 21, 2003 03:53 PM

That's exactly my point. Do we have the right to take an innocent word from someone else's language and make it an insult in ours?

Minsc_And_Boo

Spencer, MA

February 2003

APR 21, 2003 03:55 PM

i beleive it is called freedom of speech dear and to be blunt yes

radiobastet

Portland, OR

April 2003

APR 21, 2003 04:04 PM

Once again radiobastet treads where she is obviously not meant to go. Fuckin n00b!!! Stupid bint!!! My apologies. Carry on.

Minsc_And_Boo

Spencer, MA

February 2003

APR 21, 2003 04:19 PM

hey go where you want to dear just stateing my opinion
you know i ya

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA

OLD SKOOL

APR 21, 2003 06:05 PM

hahahahahahahahaha...

That is great.

Old people rule.

And old GERMAN people OWN.

Macyoungandnotsogerman

razor13

Los Angeles, CA

December 2002

APR 21, 2003 07:51 PM

i feel so in between, not old enough to rule andnot enough german either, so close though....i can almost taste it...

Lolita

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 22, 2003 04:10 AM

that is the most wondrful thing I have heard in a long time........... HA!

Rosalyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 22, 2003 05:41 AM

razor13 said:
it is really hard on a guy when a broadwon't listen...

I think it's pretty hard on anyone when anyone won't listen.

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