What is the craziest shit you've ever been dumped or dumped someone for?

first girlfriend, we were 13, she wanted sex, I wanted to wait a bit, the end.

lets see i dumped some one because my friend made me believe some bullshit that he denied...
and ive been dumped... cuz i wouldnt have sex on the cold ground while i was drunk and 15 people were around...no wait i think the best is that i was dumped
by some guy who wanted to go back to his old girlfriend
by his saying i was too complicated, my thoughts were too deep and i was too much to handle.

[Edited on Apr 13, 2003 by sakita]

I dumped a really awesome guy because his skin smelled weird to me.

DIRTY!!

I broke up with (it was mutual) a girl who used to beat up on her ex, a friend of mine. Which now that I think about it, wasn't crazy at all.

Holy crap!! There's someone out there who actually reads these threads?? I just assumed that every just posted and never read anything. . .

I wasn't exactly dumped because we weren't going out, but I was once rejected by this girl because God told her not to date me.

Happens to me all the time but opposite rolls. I date a girl and then for whatever reason they start talking to their ex or their ex starts talking to them and weazling their way back in somehow, or she starts drifting away towards him. I end up being lied to about the whole thing and wam I get dumped and she goes back to her ex...I'm not perfect, but I am a good guy, certainly don't deserve that crap.