What is the craziest shit you've ever been dumped or dumped someone for?

Just curious is all.
Me, I've been replaced by a new guy and I've dumped a girl for cheating on me.

JVB

i dumped a girl once because she liked me too much. i figured that there must have been something wrong with her, and eventually i'd figure it out. better to nip that in the bud.

I put this in my profile; I got dumped for not being 'metal' enough even though the girl who said that pleaded that I was a really good genuine person, i just didn't 'fit' with her group of friends!

I don't recall.

my last girlfriend dumped me for her ex, a 35 year old butt ugly creepy old man... she was only 18, and I think she had daddy issues.

One of my first serious gfs wanted to get an apartment together and stuff then after we'd set up a lease and I had moved and shit....she decided like two days later that our relationship was too serious and she bailed on me and went back to her ex bf.

Kharma can be a bitch though I guess, I heard he decided about month later that he preferred men instead and left her.

I once dumped a girl because she gathered money from everyone at her house to buy beer, which she did but failed to return home, leaving like 5 people at her house waiting for her. Instead, she went to the house of MY friend (not her friend) and had him front her a sack, which she never paid him for. She was a low-rent hooker and quickly got the 'ho-be-gone. Her name was Sam Sanchez and, if you have any imagination at all, you can guess what her nickname was.

hammer-toes

my ex dumped me beacause i got her california style sunny delite insted of flordia style
she was a weird one


we got back together two weeks later then i dumped cause i cought her with some dudes pecker in her mouth
all i wanted to do was watch gladiator and all she wanted to do was eat sausage go figure

Got dumped after five years, and she still won't really tell me why.

[Edited on Apr 13, 2003 by digitalrhino]

i got dumped for heroin but HAVEN"T WE ALL DAMMIT?!

i was dumped on my 18th birthday for an ex who wasnt even interested in the stupid fuckwad. thank god he left tho. i felt too bad to leave him myself.

she looked me dead in the eye and said "When I look at you, all I see is him"

then she went back to him.

dumped by her...because _she_ made out with all my friends and all her friends boyfriends...she dumped me and then told me all this...because she doesn't want to "taint" me.

i dumped a guy cuz i cheated on him. he forgave me for it but i said he shouldn't and broke up with him. also ive been dumped twice (possibly 3 times if you count chris) for being too damn annoying.

first: her mother's ex-girlfriend

last: my best friend

God. I don't get it. It's like the story Hel told, where the guy dumped her on Valentine's Day which is her birthday, which is just way outta line...why can't people wait a day, one day, after a birthday, a holiday, an anniversary? You can't call these accidental occurrences; there's no reason to be that low.

i've been dumped for being too nice, too giving, too caring...and she was dead serious too...she wanted a guy who would fight with her, piss her off...go figure

i was also dumped for a guy who looked like John Popper from Blues Traveller... that just pissed me off...bad...

i've never (intentionally) ended any relationship i've ever been in...

i was dumped the day after my birthday. it really doesn't make it any better. plus the fact that on my birthday she came over and hung out for an hour or two, then left because "her back hurt." the only thing i wanted on my birthday was to spend the day with her, and she denied me that. so, really, it kind of felt like i was dumped on my birthday anyway.

i got dumped in january the day after my b-day...it hurt just as bad

i dumped someone cuz she fuqd around and broke my heart

nothing really funny or interesting

*sigh* females are evil

i was dumped because i wouldn't put out and he was too much of a pussy to do it himself he needed his friend to do it. apparently his ex told him she'd put out if he came back but when he went back to her she rejected him for her girlfriend.

forgetting i was going iout with the person...doh!....when i asked her out kind of half jokingly and and she said yes...i forgot i asked her out and a week later i got dumped.

weed, a pita, and kalua. in reverse order. the end of the relationship but the beginning of her being carted off to the looney bin.

(it's a long story, and the ambiguity is fun)

i dumped my girlfriend in 8th grade because she saw it fit to fuck some guy in a bathroom at Paramount's Great America (our local Six Flags type place) while we were on a date.

i got dumped because my hair is curly and i JUST started playing the guitar.