MAD LIBS

I just played Mad Libs with a bunch of my friends. It reminded me so much of elementary school. I don't think i've laughed so hard in a long time...i'm talking almost to tears. How can something so dumb be so funny?

http://www.elibs.com/

we used to do those all the tiem.
i once laughed so hard i pucked.

I started this exact same thread yesterday. But I had a different link than you. No one cared.

the hijacked thread

NALA!

I on the other hand, do not. You must market dammit.

Why do you think I put my first comment up in the first place? That's right, to MARKET it! I'm pushing my product dammit! GO TO THE *REAL* MAD LIBS SITE PEOPLE! How can you beat the original I ask ya?!

Oh by the way, I did this elibs thing and this is what I got:

Grasslands

Grasslands cover more than a fifth of the earth’s surface. Grass is an important food for many pooper scoopers and Bitchface grows and eats chairs , Nyquil pills and kitties all gotten from grasslands. Some parts of the steppes of Russia are still toked by camels and Cuntface . Some of the animals are smelly and some are used by nomads who move about with their bologna and live in large round books called yurts. In North America much of what used to be Ben Affleck is now used to grow glue , staplers , tampons , eyelash curler and oats.



[Edited on Apr 04, 2003 by Milena]

that is so awesome!!!

Here's another:

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Fuckaroo had a little skunk , little skunk , little skunk . Fuckaroo had a little skunk , Its fleece was yellow as snow.

Everywhere that Fuckaroo went, Fuckaroo went, Fuckaroo went. Everywhere that Fuckaroo went, The skunk was sure to go.

It followed her to Timbucktoo one day, Timbucktoo one day, Timbucktoo one day. It followed her to Timbucktoo one day, Which was against the rules.

It made the children shit and play, shit and play, shit and play. It made the children shit and play, To see a skunk at Timbucktoo .

toreena started a madlibs thread a while back, too, using a different site.

It was sort of funny...I shall keep trying!!

Biscuits
Heat Bangladesh to 450 degrees. Use a dry Sea Lion to stir together flour, baking powder and salt in a mixing bowl. Cut in shortening, using a Iron , or two knives until the mixture looks like Brad Pitt . Add 24 ounce Budweiser and stir with a Big Blue Ball until the mixture is moist. Place the dough on a lightly Came surface, knead until the dough is soft and Hatred , rollout to half an inch thick and cut into Brad Pitt shapes. Place on an ungreased cookie sheet, brush with melted Finless Brown Trout and bake for 666 minutes

You said "pucked"
I think you ment..

[Edited on Apr 04, 2003 by DisappearHere]

The Deadly Weapon
This movie has an unusually sensitive uterus with an underlying message about teenage diapers . sylvain gives a desperate performance about a infected youth in rural Arizona, who finds a dryer that fires pus . sylvain uses the weapon for self defense, , but this only gets him into a lot of semen during a siege. Surrounded by military piggies out to try to retrieve the weapon, the youth manages to find a boyfriend and triumph in the end.

The mystery of the drug
One time me and Michael Jackson were walking down the gorrilla street at 9 P.M. when a stripper fucked us from the back, and stuffed some mouse in our mouths. Next thing we knew we were at the disneyland , and the first thing i said was holy moses! . We were tied up and very modest . And i had a very big pain in the cunt . 13 hours later stripper came back in to the disneyland with a tower in his hand. We were so frustration that he would party us with the tower , but first he made us eat houses which tasted like bubble . There happened to be a condom in one of the tums on gorrilla street, so the rock stars were able to stab us. 876 minutes later the rock stars rushed through the blemish of the building we were in and sucked the stripper . Unfortunately that simple son of a champagne had given us some drugs that make you rainy for the rest of your life. So we lived sleepily ever after. THE END

i stole a madlibs at work and filled it all out then put it back on the shelf...

i belive someone bought it cos i haven't seen it anywere... i can't wait till they come back to return it