witty come-backs...

i was talkin smack back n forth with this kid i work this morning and he busted back with....

"Hey, if I wanted any lip from you, I'd pull it from my zipper"....

I was dyin....i never think of thos come-backs at the right moment....always like 2 hours later....any good ones for the vault?

here's my best comeback :p

i'm so fucking original its not even funny

just messing with ya V-DADDY

Your straight trip'n boo

I could post some classic "Yo Mamma's" that have served well over the years...

I did tell some drum circle people at my friends restaurant (who were being obnoxious, and they never tip the servers, and send their Chai back like 5 times until they have drank the equivelant of a cup and then say "Oh I'll just have water" that all of them could be replaced by 1 little machine.

"yeah, well the Jerk Store called, and they're all outta you!" -- george costanza

Ha-ha! [/NELSON]

the best comeback of all time is your mom

it works with anything... especially with siblings

or "if dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?"

Someone was saying something about a radio show I used to write (without knowing my involvement) and they were talking about how silly it was so I said...

"Oh, you heard that on the radio? I didn't know they let you listen to the radio when you were smoking poles for chicken fried steak down at the travel plaza. That's cool."

They then accused me of having something up my ass.

boy you are so ugly
i could put you face in some dough
and make gorilla cookies
but if mr ugly has done something to impress you you say
boy you are just like butter
you are on a roll

My sister who is older than me once was being mean to me when we were children and told me that I was a total accident and my parents didnt want any more kids....

I replied with "Well after they saw how you turned out I don't fucking blame them..."