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cosmicslop

cosmicslop

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 12:01 AM

The Snorks- Underwater Smurfs

The Gummi Bears- Furry Smurfs

Jabber Jaws-The Scobby Doo formula scrapes the bottom. A shark that sounds like Curly from the 3 Stooges, the kids will love it.

Spaghetti and Meatballs- an obscure failure at best about a really skinny wife and really fat husband who travel around in a beat up Winnebago.

The Funky Phantom- A ghost from 1776 solves mysteries with the help of some spunky teenagers. Once again, the Scobby Doo formula goes horribly wrong.

Godzilla- Remember Godzuki? Nuff said.

Hong Kong Phooey-I have a nostalgic spot for this show. But when I watch a few episodes as an adult, I realized this show had horrible animation, godawful backgrounds, and was even close to funny.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 03, 2003 12:02 AM

I really liked The Snorks.

KissingChaos

KissingChaos

Brooklyn, NY
March 2003

APR 03, 2003 12:05 AM

hey i liked the snorks.

now i know people are going to disagree with me here but i HATE scooby doo.
ive always just thought it was thee stupidest cartoon ever.

but my favorite is spongebob. love love love love oink

Obsidian

Obsidian

Frederick, MD
December 2002

APR 03, 2003 12:05 AM

call me a Smurf Knock Off Lover....but I loved the Snorks and the Gummi Bears......

I disagree with calling these smurf knockoffs....especially the gummi bears...the only similarity is they both live in the woods?

sleepy

sleepy

Saint Pierre And Miquelon
February 2003

APR 03, 2003 12:06 AM

rocket robin hood: worst cartoon ever and also best cartoon ever but mostly the worst...

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 03, 2003 12:06 AM

All cartoons have some redeemable value ... they're fucking cartoons!

Obsidian

Obsidian

Frederick, MD
December 2002

APR 03, 2003 12:07 AM

I might get stoned for admitting this but my favorite kids cartoon is Arthur...God bless PBS

Estrada

Estrada

University Place, WA
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 12:09 AM

cosmicslop said:

Remember Godzuki? Nuff said.



Godzuki is a good band and a fine member of this website!

However, the Godzilla kin Godzuki sucked massive hairy yak testicles.

Worst cartoon ever?

Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Rocket Power, take your pick of those. They blow goats.

Oh, and the early to middle 90's formula adventure cartoons.

Especially the Mask.

cosmicslop

cosmicslop

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 12:16 AM

bloodandtits said:
call me a Smurf Knock Off Lover....but I loved the Snorks and the Gummi Bears......



Okay, I'll trade you a Snork and a Gummi Bear for a Care Bear and a My Little Pony. biggrin

KissingChaos

KissingChaos

Brooklyn, NY
March 2003

APR 03, 2003 12:17 AM

ohhhh my lil pony!

i loved she-ra also when i was little....

phineasg

phineasg

Cleveland, OH
February 2003

APR 03, 2003 01:06 AM

However the best were....




Robotech
The Family Guy
The Simpsons

This is arbitrary and final, not open for debate, and if you argue I will crawl through the monitor and punch you in the face and then bitch slap your mom.

KissingChaos

KissingChaos

Brooklyn, NY
March 2003

APR 03, 2003 01:10 AM

"Great I've soiled myself! Are you happy now?"
~Stewie~

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

APR 03, 2003 01:26 AM

I hate the Flinstones more then then I hate people

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

APR 03, 2003 08:11 AM

color me lame, but i loves the snorks, gummi bears, hong kong fui, AND jabberjaw

especially jabberjaw...

robot

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 03, 2003 08:13 AM

desidia said:
I hate the Flinstones more then then I hate people



Word.

DrunkPunk

DrunkPunk

United Kingdom
February 2003

APR 03, 2003 08:14 AM

Ren & Stimpy, Cow & Chicken, Beavis & Butthead. Sorry if i've got any of these titles wrong, but they seriously grip my shit so much that i try to avoid even thinking about them mad

NoPantsDave

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 08:15 AM

How can you hate Gummi Bears and Hong Kong Phooey.....that's just absurd.

The ones I hate the most:

The Smurfs
Captain Planet
Flintstones
South Park
Ed, Edd, and Eddy

I'm sure I will think of more later. The good thing though is that a bad cartoon is still a cartoon and that makes it somewhat worthwhile.

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

APR 03, 2003 08:16 AM

PervyPunk said:
Ren & Stimpy, Cow & Chicken, Beavis & Butthead. Sorry if i've got any of these titles wrong, but they seriously grip my shit so much that i try to avoid even thinking about them mad



ren and stimpy? beavis and butt-head?!

color me a stupid american that likes toilet humor, but i love both those shows, but yeah... cow and chicken can suck down a quart of bat guano for all i care... in fact most of those fucking cartoon network shows are worse than the toilet trip after you had mexican food

robot

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 03, 2003 08:18 AM

Oh God, I almost forgot about Captain Planet- easily the lamest cartoon ever. "Come on, kids, let me show you how to save the environment in the back of my Eco-Planet Van!" puke

Let my powers combine to form me getting really nauseated, you candy-coated eco-fucks.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 08:19 AM

The Gary Coleman cartoon sure sucked.... Gary Coleman as a little guardian angel....the fun never stops! eeek

I

Minsc_And_Boo

Minsc_And_Boo

Spencer, MA
February 2003

APR 03, 2003 08:21 AM



Hong Kong Phooey-I have a nostalgic spot for this show. But when I watch a few episodes as an adult, I realized this show had horrible animation, godawful backgrounds, and was even close to funny

your nuts Hong Kong Phooey rocks!!!

although i hate most of the mass generated shows of today that are just 30 min commercials for toys or card sets

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 03, 2003 08:48 AM

There's a cartoon on now called Sherlock Holmes 2010 or something that is by far thee worst pile of donkey dung I've come across in a long time.

As for Jabberjaw, he was the star of one of my recurring nightmares as a child. In the dream, I would awke and hear the bath running in the middle of the night. I would open the sliding door to find my parents bloody and dead on the floor. In the bath is Jabberjaw. He tells me if I let him live in the bathtub for the rest of my life then he would bring my parents back to life. I loved taking baths as a kid so the prospect of never taking a bath again versus not having parents caused quite the dilema in my young brain. The dream never resolved as I would alwake so frightened that I would scream but no sound would come out.

Lil_Tuffy

manticrab

manticrab

South Bend, IN
April 2003

APR 03, 2003 08:54 AM

Does any body remember the "fake" Ghostbusters cartoon as oppossed to the real ghost busters cartoon. That was on of the worst also that weird peterpan series and james bond jr

MrMann

MrMann

Sarasota, FL
March 2003

APR 03, 2003 09:27 AM

1. Pokemon - maybe it is the cards or maybe it is a kids show or maybe it just sucks
2. Captain N - It was Cpt. Nintendo ruining all good things nintendo
3. Sonic the Hedgehog - need I say more
4. Beverly Hills Teens - Imagine Beverly Hill 90210...animated...poorly
5. Pipi Longstocking - fist of rage becoming uncontrolable
6. Cpt. Planet - must take rings and shove them up the creators asses
7. New Kids on the Block - oh oh oh oh oh....we suck even more as a cartoon
8. Hulk Hogan's cartoon show - Someone had too many steel chairs to the head

That is not in any particular order but I think new kids and Beverly Hills Teens are at the top

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 03, 2003 09:58 AM

Actually there were two versions of the sonic the hedgehog cartoon.

One had a good plot where sonic and crew were kind of like underground freedom fighters against robotnicks empire and was actually entertaining, was kind of a series.... the other was just whacky goofy stuff and really stupid and unfortunatly the one most ppl saw.

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