Things you say that you're not supposed to say

One time in Sociology class a kid asked our prof. a question about what religions Indians practice today. The teacher responded by saying, "Do you mean turban-head Indians, or (slapping hand to mouth) pow wow wow Indians?" Yeah, I thought that was somewhat inappropriate, especially for a Sociology class that was satisfying my diversity requirement.

I think I'm guilty of saying "Oops! That was the wrong hole?" too much

i should probably stop calling customers slug fuckers one of these days...

but i found the lop hole in calling people retarded, just say re-nard-ed as in "wolfman's got nards!"

I used to have this children's book from the 20s or something, about this bear and his friend who went through the woods counting different animals...2 ducks, 5 squirells, stuff like that....when it got up to 10, the picture and words were "10 little niggers", I didn't think much about it until my older sister came over (she was about 22 at the time) and we started playing animals...i blurt out "ok, now let's pretend to be niggers!" The look on her face was priceless, she didn't even believe me until i showed her the book and she explained to me that the book was NOT good.

I don't really say "that's gay" all that much, but I did pick it up from my gay and bi friends. Also, whenever I do something vaguely effeminate, they never fail to chime in with "What are you, a fag?"

And I just think that's really cool.

i use retarded all the time

in fact I even kick it up a notch when the situation demands...

"I get straight down-syndrome around cute girls"

is that bad? i've said that...

I would have to agree with my sociology professor last semester in saying that words are just words. And as long as you let them hurt you, they will.

He was so fucking rad. I wish everyone thought like him.

I'm always caught off gaurd when people tell me they're engaged or pregnant. I'll often say something like "I'm sorry" before I realize that that's probably not the response they were looking for...

Yeah, a bunch of the girls in my high school class now have babies and whenever anyone of them would tell me they were pregnant the first thing I would ask is if they were gonna keep it. None of them were impressed.

i've gotten into the argument about calling things "gay" so many damn times i cant even count. my new favorite way of dealing with it is to just turn on everyone and start calling things "straight" to mean stupid or boring. so there, two wrongs make a right. "dude, youre such a hetero..."

it's really fun to scream "cracka please" or "where my crackas is". or telling someone to "stop your cracker ass shenanigans". so many people get mad for some reason.

woah.. so i'm not the only one who's said that, right on

Honkey please!

Nah, put those vanilla whitey mofos in they place....
"Wassup, my 'nilla?"