While showering, I discover on myself an extra supply of manhood. I take it up gingerly in my hand - it comes right off. I examine it in disbelief. But it's the real thing. I wrap it up in Kleenexs and stow it in the medicine cabinet. Then I dress hurriedly, a little dazed, and hurry off for my date.

With a load of sushi in me and another bottle of Chardonnay on the table, my new fortune wafts fumes of confidence over me.

"What say we finish up at my place," I tell her, leaning across the table...

Mia

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

MAR 25, 2003 05:35 PM

..the whole time reading this, I was just trying to figure out what this "extra supply of manhood" looks like.

Olivia

Emeryville, CA

May 2002

MAR 25, 2003 05:39 PM

barry, my friend, you're a bona fide freak.

nice work!

Melissa2

Glendale, CA

December 2002

MAR 25, 2003 05:47 PM

now i must read this...........

Melissa2

Glendale, CA

December 2002

MAR 25, 2003 05:48 PM

now having read it.......me likey.

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA

OLD SKOOL

MAR 25, 2003 05:59 PM

Dude calling the Irish stone of Destiny or Li Fal a huge cock is so wrong. Actually its dead on....But Dammit, I have pix of me with this exact rock! (Im just to stoopid to upload em.)

macire

royaljack

Brooklyn, NY

OLD SKOOL

MAR 25, 2003 06:11 PM

While showering, I discover on myself an extra supply of manhood. I take it up gingerly in my hand - it comes right off. I examine it in disbelief.

Sure that wasn't cancerous? Not some rampant melanoma?

"All of me, why not take all of me..."

Quest36833

Denver, CO

March 2003

MAR 25, 2003 06:25 PM

Thats amusing, a great bit of prose for a drug induced evening of microwave burritos, and Pure Moods 3.....

Kimmi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 25, 2003 06:28 PM

Very,very interesting..yes indeedy.

tara81

West Chicago, IL

November 2002

MAR 25, 2003 08:50 PM

first time ever reading barry yourgrau..

I really enjoyed Genitalia.

Edward

Seattle, WA

December 2002

MAR 25, 2003 10:05 PM

Jerry's site is down; http://www.jerrystahl.com/

Created: 9/24/2002
Expiration: 09/24/2003

He used to have some great stuff there. This is a concern.

moondaddy

Houston, TX

January 2003

MAR 25, 2003 10:10 PM

AllahuAkbar said:
Anyone remember King Missile's Detachable Penis?

Yeah...lol.. this story made me think of that song immediately.

Loved the story, btw. I definitely need to pick up one of Yourgrau's books soon.

[Edited on Mar 25, 2003 by moondaddy]

aquafantasy

Carlisle, PA

February 2003

MAR 25, 2003 10:10 PM

wow, that was amusing

edited because i forgot to post AFTER i checked spelling

[Edited on Mar 25, 2003 by aquafantasy]

mister_x

Plano, TX

January 2003

MAR 25, 2003 10:45 PM

this now vies for my favorite spot against the sadness of sex short films on ifilm.com

TygerTyger

Canada

March 2003

MAR 26, 2003 01:29 AM

Detachable Penis fer sher. That was my first thought. But I can also remember another story, kinda like this one, except completely different.

It involved a guy who woke up one day to find his dick completely gone. However, he found that all the sensations he normally associated with the thing now resided in his right big toe. And then there was something about a fish, I think.

Tell me someone else has read this.

skryche

New York, NY

January 2003

MAR 26, 2003 06:36 AM

I'm also reminded of Will Self's Cock & Bull. In Cock, a woman grows a wiener. In Bull, a man grows a vagina. On his calf.

reverendbob

Sweden

March 2003

MAR 26, 2003 09:01 AM

makes me think of the flaming lips old song "detachable penis". that's a fun tune. i don't have time to read the whole thing here now, though. i just wanted to tell you about the flaming lips track.

csilla

Buffalo, NY

July 2002

MAR 29, 2003 03:03 PM

that was the one song that ran through my head during this whole story. sometimes i wish i had one...

Travelmo

Portland, OR

January 2004

JAN 20, 2004 05:50 AM

HA! BRILLIANT!

Sirkka

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 15, 2008 10:47 PM

Weird.

fuckin_steve

Savannah, GA

September 2005

MAY 22, 2009 09:45 AM

dude ..wait, what?

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