lol Toreena! Thanks... sometime you'll have to come for a drive with me, you'll see what he means. I still can't believe the DMV gave me back my license, das idjiouts! Hellonwheels, but, oh well... I'm a trained professional, sort of like Rain Man. Sometimes my dad let's me drive in the driveway. The question is what kind of professional am I?

I'm a professional video game star, allegedly. Thanks again, Sol. Funny bastard, you are.

Big_Baby_Satan

Canada

September 2002

NOV 28, 2002 03:53 PM

That is so wicked I'd go for a drive with you Dia i'm sure it would be well worth the riskj

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

NOV 28, 2002 05:09 PM

No risk. Never even been in an accident. Everyone else is the asshole.
Buckle up and prepare to feel the beauty of 132 mph on a rough freeway, at night.
Or drag racing 85 mph down town. Heart drops as you see a cop just out of radar range. Pop down to 25, barely not toasting your brakes (or maybe that's what's wrong with them, hmmm... have to check that). Whistle as you pass the fucker. Out of sight, out of mind. Crank music and speed racer time, go, go, go, shoving bottles of pills further down your purse, and looking over to the car next to you, keeping it steady, knowing shit, you're a pro. Someone want to sponsor me? I want to be a drag car racer, for real. I know some about working on cars, some more about driving them, heya?
Four highs in life: dirty, rough sex, Continental benzos in quantity, dancing all night, driving fast as you can, thinking GOD I hope I don't pop a tire right now, GOD I hope I don't smack a deer (it would kill you immediately at that velocity, over a hundred and you know you are through). Preferably combine all four, less the deer. Make the sex with barely legal virgin boys who look like cherubim/old film stars, even better. Fuck the seat belt.

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by Dia]

Isabelle

SUICIDEGIRL

Solomon Islands

NOV 28, 2002 05:12 PM

i have performed as a quite illegal cherubic boy. please have sex with me. in your car.

(but i'm driving, miss death wish)

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 05:12 PM

Drive it like you stole it, Dia......Drive it like you stole it

Big_Baby_Satan

Canada

September 2002

NOV 28, 2002 05:13 PM

Are you trying to make me fall in love with you?

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

NOV 28, 2002 05:43 PM

flamedaddy said:
Drive it like you stole it, Dia......Drive it like you stole it

I did steal it!
Sh! Isabelle, you're just a "hitchhiker"...
Road head anyone?

arik

San Francisco, CA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 05:46 PM

i think i would get in a car that dia was driving willingly, but then maybe i'm just too trusting

i would _love_ to see that movie though. it would be my favorite dia based car film for sure!

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

NOV 28, 2002 07:54 PM

Dia said:

flamedaddy said:
Drive it like you stole it, Dia......Drive it like you stole it

I did steal it!
Sh! Isabelle, you're just a "hitchhiker"...
Road head anyone?

*tosses Dia the car keys*

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR

November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 10:02 PM

well that's terrifying....

grahf

New York, NY

September 2002

NOV 28, 2002 10:18 PM

A ride with Dia sounds great right about now. All the fun of Russian roulette without the effort. Just sit back and enjoy the near-death experience. Cool poster.

UnderRottingSky

Fort Wayne, IN

November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 10:19 PM

Dia said:
No risk. Never even been in an accident. Everyone else is the asshole.
Buckle up and prepare to feel the beauty of 132 mph on a rough freeway, at night.
Or drag racing 85 mph down town. Heart drops as you see a cop just out of radar range. Pop down to 25, barely not toasting your brakes (or maybe that's what's wrong with them, hmmm... have to check that). Whistle as you pass the fucker. Out of sight, out of mind. Crank music and speed racer time, go, go, go, shoving bottles of pills further down your purse, and looking over to the car next to you, keeping it steady, knowing shit, you're a pro. Someone want to sponsor me? I want to be a drag car racer, for real. I know some about working on cars, some more about driving them, heya?
Four highs in life: dirty, rough sex, Continental benzos in quantity, dancing all night, driving fast as you can, thinking GOD I hope I don't pop a tire right now, GOD I hope I don't smack a deer (it would kill you immediately at that velocity, over a hundred and you know you are through). Preferably combine all four, less the deer. Make the sex with barely legal virgin boys who look like cherubim/old film stars, even better. Fuck the seat belt.

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by Dia]

You should seriously check out rally racing. When i was out visiting friends on the east coast my buddy and i were watching it on tv and holy fuck it's really interesting to watch rather than Nascar, Indy or Drag racing.

TinfoilHalo

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:33 AM

Isabelle said:
i have performed as a quite illegal cherubic boy. please have sex with me. in your car.

(but i'm driving, miss death wish)

Hey, " Driving Miss Death Wish " could be the name of the sequel to DIA . That would just KICK ASS!!!

Dia , I know that somehow you're the one they based that huge car chase through San Fran in that movie The Rock on , aren't you ? You should be a stunt driver . Then you get to drive , AND blow shit up!!!! Double yer pleasure baby!!!

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

NOV 29, 2002 12:36 AM

Holy Mother of God, Tinfoilhalo just pegged my future career move perfectly. Short of being a cabdriver. You can get away with more as a cabbie then as a stuntdouble, and it's arguably more bad ass.

No, no really...

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN

October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 01:18 AM

boner city. i think i am smitten
seatbelts are for losers who cant apreciate dying in a ball of fire. knowing im taking every pedestrians life in my hands is such a feeling

[Edited on Nov 29, 2002 by DrStinkypants]

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA

October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 01:40 AM

*makes a note never to ride through any area dia is occupying.*

she'd run my ass over. i may be good at dodging cars on my bike but im staying off any road you are on, lol

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OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 02:12 PM

disgorge

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Monaco

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NOV 28, 2002 05:43 PM

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