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superfly4343

Canada

December 2002

MAR 05, 2003 06:57 AM

ash said:
one time out was out to lunch with a few friends, and one of them was this girl who's a vegan. during the course of our conversation, it came out that (on top of being vegan) she didn't like elvis or ketchup. one of my friends, in an apparent non sequiter asked where she grew up, and when she said san diego, he said "oh, i thought you were from canada." i didn't even realize he was insulting her until i saw her eyes narrow to slits and she told him to shut up.

Canada? I would have said San Francisco myself.

superfly4343

Canada

December 2002

MAR 05, 2003 07:01 AM

I just say "Dubya called and wants you back as his speechwriter".

Olivia

Emeryville, CA

May 2002

APR 04, 2003 02:01 PM

ash said:
one time out was out to lunch with a few friends, and one of them was this girl who's a vegan. during the course of our conversation, it came out that (on top of being vegan) she didn't like elvis or ketchup. one of my friends, in an apparent non sequiter asked where she grew up, and when she said san diego, he said "oh, i thought you were from canada." i didn't even realize he was insulting her until i saw her eyes narrow to slits and she told him to shut up.

how could you not like elvis?

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI

March 2003

APR 04, 2003 02:51 PM

i usually get frustrated and yell something like "shut up thats why!" sometimes i can come up with something though. if i do its a miracle.

mcqueen

San Jose, CA

OLD SKOOL

APR 04, 2003 04:03 PM

I've always been partial to:

"Don't make me come over there and fuck some sense into you!"

jJay

San Francisco, CA

October 2002

APR 04, 2003 04:37 PM

i got nuttin

nope still nuttin

[Edited on Apr 04, 2003 by str8cuz]

Sebsis

San Diego, CA

November 2002

APR 04, 2003 06:00 PM

Some guy called me a mother fucker the other day, and I said "DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM LIKE THAT!"

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