There must be a better way to...

...finish the sentence

lick the tip of your nose.

eat your own poop.

...tell Lesa she is just so awesome, and sexy!!!

... build a mousetrap.

up my post count.

get laid without the aide of GHB.

meet people

spend our Friday nights.

raise post count

get drunk

... get people to read this article and tell me just how fucking creepy that is.

..run a organ donor program

and I think the killer in teh article is testing one. Not scary, I'd say weird that they took the rib cage too. I don't think you can transplant a ribcage so probaly some psycho. Eh it happens.

stop the voices in my head from stealing my cookies and hideing them so I think I'm loseing them

.....to get a stiffie

masterbate while typing.

sounds like the makings of some kind of ritual killer...serial killer perhaps..i guess the trick is to wait and see if more bodies appear

...San Jose

get laid without the aid of candy and a swingset...



[Edited on Mar 01, 2003 by Stewd]

You're neat. I like you.

...lie to your boss about being sick.