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Am

Am

Los Angeles, CA
August 2003

OCT 17, 2003 09:13 AM

You thirsty? How about a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up!


Omg that makes me twinge to even think about mad

cornelius

cornelius

Tempe, AZ
OLD SKOOL

OCT 17, 2003 10:22 AM

FYI,

bro',

and saying that something is sick.

FYI, bro, that is SO sick!

yuck.

-bobby

cornelius

cornelius

Tempe, AZ
OLD SKOOL

OCT 17, 2003 10:23 AM

first double post, EVER.

-bobby

[Edited on Oct 17, 2003 by cornelius]

HORUS73

HORUS73

Sun Prairie, WI
June 2003

OCT 17, 2003 10:28 AM

'It's all good'
'You know what I mean'
'She thinks my tractor's sexy'

mace2

mace2

Canada
October 2003

OCT 17, 2003 09:05 PM

"i could care less"

THAT"S MY POINT!
you mean "i couldn't care less," you god damn fool!

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

OCT 18, 2003 01:27 AM

Bling bling and sumthin sumthin. Say those in front of me and be prepared to receive a cigarette burn to the eye.

cutthekidinhalf

cutthekidinhalf

USA
February 2003

OCT 18, 2003 08:36 AM

THAT IS A NICE RIDE!

Neko

Neko

SUICIDEGIRL

Afghanistan

OCT 26, 2003 11:23 AM

anything that makes the stupid "URRR" sound. its fucking ridiculous. The other day i was walking down the street with my sister, and a car stops and this guy tells my sister to come over, and she shakes her head no, and the guy replies: "oh, come on, short-ey, don't be SCURRRRD."
who the hell does this guy think he is? my sister and i had a good laugh.
if i ever hear anyone seriously saying
scurrrd
herrr (as in "hot in herrr")
thurrr
or anything of the sort,
i'm going to punch them in the jugular.

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

OCT 26, 2003 04:19 PM

"Bruv, I'll fuck his shit up, believe"

Because I only hear this sort of thing from upper-class twats from Kent. Oh, and any Weardale slang (but no-one'll know what that is)

AndrewB

AndrewB

Victoria, BC
August 2003

OCT 26, 2003 04:23 PM

I don't hate any particular phrases... but I hate hate hate hate the world "hella"

stipud

stipud

Calgary, AB
August 2003

OCT 26, 2003 04:28 PM

Skryche said:
What I'm really trying to get at here is that we don't have anything better.



pin code?

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

OCT 26, 2003 04:28 PM

Twwly said:
"that's so gay".

puke



fuck yes. it makes me want to kill. i have a friend that says this all the fucking time, he just got the t-shirt hell "homosexuals are gay" shirt for his birthday, and maybe it'll cure him. if not i just bought a big knife.

Phobos

Phobos

Boulder, CO
September 2002

OCT 26, 2003 04:32 PM

"what if the hokey pokey IS what its really all about."

Whoever wrote that phrase was an idiot. When he says "Thats what its all about"
Hes refering to the instructions he just gave on how to do the dance saying, thats what the dance is all about. Not that the hokey pokey is what its all about.


Every time i see that bumper sticker i want to rear end them.

Seska1

seska1

I'm lost
January 2003

OCT 26, 2003 04:33 PM

There's a woman at work who constantly says "WOOHOO!"

ad;klasjd;awieur;asldklgja;dlkasjd;flaksjdf;aljksf

puke robot puke robot mad mad mad robot puke robot puke

timmy

timmy

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 26, 2003 04:34 PM

"it''s all about accountability"

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

OCT 26, 2003 04:45 PM

Axiom said:
"what if the hokey pokey IS what its really all about."

Whoever wrote that phrase was an idiot. When he says "Thats what its all about"
Hes refering to the instructions he just gave on how to do the dance saying, thats what the dance is all about. Not that the hokey pokey is what its all about.


Every time i see that bumper sticker i want to rear end them.



Whoa, Axiom, that bumper sticker does raise a valid question. The song doesn't really specify that the "it" mentioned refers to the dance. I think you need to calm down and realize that there are many other bumper stickers that are much worse. For example:

The "Calvin Peeing/Calvin Praying" bumper stickers. Peeing on something is a malicious act that I don't think Calvin would be able to follow through with. Calvin's not a bad child, he just doesn't understand why everyone's so uptight. Oh, and he really wouldn't pray. Unless he was praying to Santa.

The "You've just been passed by a girl" bumper stickers. Usually, I'm passing them. You should really only get that if you're sure you're going to be going the fastest in all situations.

The "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand" bumper stickers. Well, it's an intelligence thing, fucknut. You wouldn't understand.

The "I'm Not Speeding, I'm Qualifying/I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting" bumper stickers. Your piece of shit car, sir, isn't doing anything but puffing out big clouds of noxious blue smoke.

The Jesus Fish/Darwin Fish wars. I don't feel anything needs to be said about this, but I obviously just said something about it.

The "Princess," "Sex Machine," "Girl Your Parents Warned You About" sparkly bumper stickers. If it sparkles, it's got no place on a car. If it sparkles while espousing some inane label such as those mentioned above, you should drive that thing right off a cliff.

All-in-all, that Hokey Pokey one is about the lessest of many evils. Heh heh, I said, "lessest."

atmospherik1

atmospherik1

I'm lost
April 2003

OCT 26, 2003 05:10 PM

Things that have been previously mentioned:
Excessive californian "bro" talk. Especially when you hear something along the lines of "Dude bro, serious bro, duuude broo"& interchangeable.
I admit that I use both these words but not as a single phrase. I say dude but try to keep it limited and the only person I call bro is my brother.
Also the word "hella".

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

OCT 26, 2003 06:56 PM

I am amazed at how fucking uptight you people are, but I'll spare this old thread a speech about why and how english teachers are full of shit...

But now that I've put that out there, dude has fucking overtaken my speech these days, and I hate it. And when someone uses gay as a perjorative, I want to dig their eyes out with a grapefruit spoon.

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

OCT 26, 2003 07:17 PM

coughee said:
I am amazed at how fucking uptight you people are, but I'll spare this old thread a speech about why and how english teachers are full of shit...

But now that I've put that out there, dude has fucking overtaken my speech these days, and I hate it. And when someone uses gay as a perjorative, I want to dig their eyes out with a grapefruit spoon.



I wanna hear a speech.

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

OCT 26, 2003 07:17 PM

Well, read a speech, anyway.

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

OCT 27, 2003 05:07 AM

i think we've all learned a very valuable lesson by this thread in the past 8 months it's been on the suicide girls lifestyle board.

everyone hates american!

as far as i can tell, all of those little phrases people say on a daily basis, but no one ever stops to think about how stupid they really make you sound, pisses everyone off...

that or this is just an indication that we're all on the verge of finding a new way to destroy ourselves... which is really what everyone's racing for anyways

who needs a drink? (i hate that phrase)

robot

fucko_fuckington

fucko_fuckington

Tampa, FL
September 2003

OCT 27, 2003 05:37 AM

there is five things you just dont do;
1. high fives
2. group hugs
3. say " you know what i mean" after each and every sentence while explaining a story or opinion.
4. say " neat" in general.
5a. have sex with bea arthur or estel getty.
5b. say " someone has a case of the mondays" anytime.

Audio

Audio

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

OCT 27, 2003 05:47 AM

dude, bea arthur is the bomb! she probably has a bigger cock then most men on this site! tongue

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

OCT 27, 2003 05:50 AM

namtaks said:
there is five things you just dont do;
1. high fives
2. group hugs
3. say " you know what i mean" after each and every sentence while explaining a story or opinion.
4. say " neat" in general.
5a. have sex with bea arthur or estel getty.
5b. say " someone has a case of the mondays" anytime.



i tend to disagree with 5b.

it's fully acceptable to say "looks like somebody has a case of the mondays" when making an office space joke.

robot

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

OCT 27, 2003 06:27 AM

xmachinax said:


i tend to disagree with 5b.

it's fully acceptable to say "looks like somebody has a case of the mondays" when making an office space joke.



Actually, no it's not. Everyone on the planet has already made that joke. There is no way you can make that joke even appear original or funny. It was acceptable to make that joke the first year after Office Space came out, even a little while after it came out on video. But everyone has had at least two years to get over that joke, and it should be recognized as no longer funny.


[Edited on Oct 27, 2003 by themadking]

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