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Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 08, 2007 10:38 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

Cash said:

Flux said:
That's so cool. I'd give him a handjob.



uhhh...hello?! Handjobs are for Weblos....Eagle Scouts get buttsecks.



Wait, wait, I thought Cub Scouts got handjobs and Weblos got... well, pretty self-explanatory. shocked



If you're looking to get your Cash Merit Badge...all you have to do is buy me dinner.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

APR 08, 2007 10:47 PM

SonOfAPunk said:

gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.

That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.

How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?

Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?

Teeheehee! smile

(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

APR 08, 2007 11:41 PM

SocietysPliers said:

SonOfAPunk said:

gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.

That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.

How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?

Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?

Teeheehee! smile

(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.


Seriously, i'm sure Woody Harrelson would have at least gotten to the Stoned Panda Scout level

gunsarelove

gunsarelove

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

APR 09, 2007 01:42 AM

BernardShakey said:

SocietysPliers said:

SonOfAPunk said:

gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.

That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.

How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?

Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?

Teeheehee! smile

(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.


Seriously, i'm sure Woody Harrelson would have at least gotten to the Stoned Panda Scout level



..this is making me very sentimental for the scouts, it's not easy making wicker baskets and canoing around a lake all day baked out of your mind, nevermind, I was horrible fucking boy scout.

teddy__kgb

teddy__kgb

Albuquerque, NM
February 2007

APR 09, 2007 03:33 AM

what a cute little girl...er, boy

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

APR 09, 2007 06:49 AM

Cash said:

Flux said:
That's so cool. I'd give him a handjob.



uhhh...hello?! Handjobs are for Weblos....Eagle Scouts get buttsecks.



There is a dude in north Atlanta right now who feels very, very cheated.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

APR 09, 2007 08:07 AM

spinysquid said:
what a cute little girl...er, boy


Don't disrespect my man's perm, that's how he got his Beautician's badge.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

APR 09, 2007 08:16 AM

Flux said:

Cash said:

Flux said:
That's so cool. I'd give him a handjob.



uhhh...hello?! Handjobs are for Weblos....Eagle Scouts get buttsecks.



There is a dude in north Atlanta right now who feels very, very cheated.



Cheated perhaps....but always prepared.

TommyJohn

TommyJohn

Ellington, CT
September 2005

APR 09, 2007 06:42 PM

I'd like to point out the fact that a beautiful woman has offered this man a handjob based entirely off of the information in this article. I believe nobody should be allowed to make any virginesque jokes from this point on.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

APR 09, 2007 07:17 PM

yeah, the first badge they intro'd me too was the "Gay wrestling" badge at age 11. I quit. I didn't need no steenking badges. biggrin

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

APR 10, 2007 12:27 AM

Fuck the Boy Scouts. I learned everything I need to know at Camp Anawanna

Juliana

Juliana

SUICIDEGIRL

Saint Lucia

APR 11, 2007 12:00 AM

AceT said:

Juliana said:

AceT said:

Flux said:
That's so cool. I'd give him a handjob.


Thread over. Boy Scout wins.



High fives all around!


This really should come as no surprise.



The best laid plants of mice and Boy Scouts ...

okay, I'm stopping right there.

steelcitytbirds

steelcitytbirds

Kansas City, MO
February 2007

APR 11, 2007 12:20 PM

ghostina said:

BlueLionSven said:
Chevy Chase, MD?

Chevy Chase?

Wow. That's probably more interesting to me than the rest of the story.



chevy..only famous person i know that i share a birthday with! biggrin



I'm gonna make your day:
Matt Damon
Bill Elliott
Johnny Ramone
Dennis Kucinich
Jessy Jackson
Paul Hogan
Walter Gretzky (father of The Great One)

BrotherSutek

BrotherSutek

Forestdale, MA
March 2004

APR 11, 2007 09:40 PM

geo35 said:
I'll bet he's nailed more than one Eagle Scout groupie at camp, too. But they probably don't have a badge for that.



+++ i thought it went "when does a cub scout become a boy scout...when he eats his first brownie" but hey who wouldn't want one of those hot girls in their brown skirts! wink

Flawedhero

Flawedhero

Suwanee, GA
October 2006

APR 12, 2007 07:52 PM

geo35 said:
I'll bet he's nailed more than one Eagle Scout groupie at camp, too. But they probably don't have a badge for that.



Actually they do, it's "Woodworking"

>.>

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

APR 12, 2007 10:34 PM

BrotherSutek said:

geo35 said:
I'll bet he's nailed more than one Eagle Scout groupie at camp, too. But they probably don't have a badge for that.

+++ i thought it went "when does a cub scout become a boy scout...when he eats his first brownie" but hey who wouldn't want one of those hot girls in their brown skirts! wink

Umm, you're a page behind on that joke.
Dont feel bad, It's hard to read an entire 6 page thread. And you dn't even get a badge if you do.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

APR 13, 2007 11:46 AM

As an Eagle Scout myself I can say that this is an insane accomplishment

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

APR 14, 2007 02:17 AM

BernardShakey said:
Fuck the Boy Scouts. I learned everything I need to know at Camp Anawanna


It's "I hope we never part." Now get it right, or pay the price!

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