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APR 08, 2007 10:47 PM
SonOfAPunk said:
gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.
That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.
How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?
Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?
Teeheehee! 
(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.
APR 08, 2007 11:41 PM
SocietysPliers said:
SonOfAPunk said:
gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.
That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.
How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?
Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?
Teeheehee!
(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.
Seriously, i'm sure Woody Harrelson would have at least gotten to the Stoned Panda Scout level
APR 09, 2007 01:42 AM
BernardShakey said:
SocietysPliers said:
SonOfAPunk said:
gunsarelove said:
I got 26 badges and was two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award..They were an amazing organization until they got co-opted by The Mormons.
That is a serious accomplishment some of those fucking badges are monster pain-in-asses to get.
How deep of a pain in the ass are we talkin' here?
Of course, we're talking about the "Rectal Trauma" award, no?
Teeheehee!
(Glad to see you've got the quote thing down, SOP.)
And what's this "two (or three) bongs loads shy of getting my eagle award" thing? If it were common knowledge that they have badges that you get for smoking enough bong hits, I'm sure tons more people would be Boy Scouts.
Seriously, i'm sure Woody Harrelson would have at least gotten to the Stoned Panda Scout level
..this is making me very sentimental for the scouts, it's not easy making wicker baskets and canoing around a lake all day baked out of your mind, nevermind, I was horrible fucking boy scout.
APR 09, 2007 03:33 AM
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Cash
USA
OLD SKOOL
APR 09, 2007 08:16 AM
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APR 09, 2007 07:17 PM
yeah, the first badge they intro'd me too was the "Gay wrestling" badge at age 11. I quit. I didn't need no steenking badges. 
APR 10, 2007 12:27 AM
Fuck the Boy Scouts. I learned everything I need to know at Camp Anawanna
APR 11, 2007 12:20 PM
ghostina said:
BlueLionSven said:
Chevy Chase, MD?
Chevy Chase?
Wow. That's probably more interesting to me than the rest of the story.
chevy..only famous person i know that i share a birthday with!
I'm gonna make your day:
Matt Damon
Bill Elliott
Johnny Ramone
Dennis Kucinich
Jessy Jackson
Paul Hogan
Walter Gretzky (father of The Great One)
APR 11, 2007 09:40 PM
geo35 said:
I'll bet he's nailed more than one Eagle Scout groupie at camp, too. But they probably don't have a badge for that.
+++ i thought it went "when does a cub scout become a boy scout...when he eats his first brownie" but hey who wouldn't want one of those hot girls in their brown skirts! 
Flawedhero
Suwanee, GA
October 2006
APR 12, 2007 07:52 PM
APR 12, 2007 10:34 PM
BrotherSutek said:
geo35 said:
I'll bet he's nailed more than one Eagle Scout groupie at camp, too. But they probably don't have a badge for that.
+++ i thought it went "when does a cub scout become a boy scout...when he eats his first brownie" but hey who wouldn't want one of those hot girls in their brown skirts!
Umm, you're a page behind on that joke.
Dont feel bad, It's hard to read an entire 6 page thread. And you dn't even get a badge if you do.
APR 13, 2007 11:46 AM
AceT
Portland, OR
April 2004
APR 14, 2007 02:17 AM
BernardShakey said:
Fuck the Boy Scouts. I learned everything I need to know at Camp Anawanna
It's "I hope we never part." Now get it right, or pay the price!
Cash
USA
OLD SKOOL
APR 08, 2007 10:38 PM