NEWS: Woman on Horse Busted for DUI

Hope not. My sources say that horse has a rap sheet a mile long. He'll be glue.

-TM

That's funny. I read an article earlier this week saying that a judge in New Jersey ruled that it isn't possible to get a DUI on a zamboni.

I'm sorry, this is just funny. As long as the horse is okay.

There have been numerous times where people get charged and convicted of operating any sort of transport while under the influence. The rule of thumb on it is this: If you are under the influence and on anything, horse, lawnmower, bicycle, and on a public roadway, they'll charge ya with DUI.

Now what I am waiting for is a DUI for someone drunk in a wheelchair.

true story, a teacher in my town got a DUI (well, the english equivalent) whilst riding a unicycle.

personally i thought he should have received some kind of medal for just managing to stay on thing whilst drunk.

Using her horse to ram a car?

Fuck her. She doesn't get my vote.

Ironic, considering you can't be arrested for DUI for driving a zamboni... in new jersey, anyway...