Coyote "Just Chillin'" At Quiznos

First it was "We Like The Moon" but now Quiznos has a new promotional mammal face:



Yes, that's just a neighborhood (sarcasm) coyote. Sitting in an open beverage cooler. Witnesses to this freakishly calm event in the Chicago eatery said that the coyote just waltzed in, sat itself down in the cooler and looked around. He was removed without incident by animal control within 40 minutes. No word yet on his health, where he is tonight or if he took the establishment up on their "prime rib on garlic bread challenge."

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Makes me think of that great line from Fear of A Black Hat:

Awww look at the wild doggie.

I didn't know they had Coyotes in Chicago?

Wow.

Let alone just strolling the city streets. The article says they apparently catch 10-15 a year.

what the fuck is a coyote doing in chicago?

I love urban wildlife Detroit has pheasants and deer.

Apparently it heard "it's not lacking any meat, and that's what real coyotes need! aheehe!".

Worst. fucking. laugh. ever.

I hate that commercial. I watch a lot of hockey games and they play it constantly.

sitting in the cooler at quizno's. didn't you read?

quiznos? in the freezer?

r.kelly remix plz?

As you can see he's got the "I'm gonna fight you over this Sobe" look.

Getting a fresh baked sub.

You watch a lot of hockey games? Really? But . . . your profile picture. . . . it just. . . . . . doesn't make sense!!




And that laugh? Yeah. Ricockulus.

Funny you should mention that. I actually considered writing Quiznos a letter to ask them to remove that line from that stupid commercial b/c it seriously sickens me.

Maybe it's "coyote spring break" b/c another sedate one was found roaming outside a Long Island high school just last month.

I'm sure the people at SoBe are fucking stoked over this cool publicity.

Because the quest for roadrunners never ends.

I enjoy sitting in a room full of guys when that commercial is on and hearing every single one of them mock her laugh when it happens. It bothers me, but not as much as "It's the king of meats" guy. He really pisses me off.

that coyote is toast

I still want to write that letter. I want to know what the fuck it means that women really need. Is it even a gramatically sound mouth-shit?

"It's not lackin' any meat & that's what real women need"

Well hopefully they'll have a coyote in their next awful ad campaign. Their sandwiches are really good but fuck their publicity. I mean I am a fan of rathergood.com but errr...never gave a shit about the sponge monkeys.

Hopefully Saturday Night Live will cook up a cute skit of all those scumfucks and then a nice coyote comes and kills them. Eats them on garlic bread, washes them down with SoBe.

The first time I saw a Coyote was in a park in San Deigo. I though "is that dog lost?" then thought "that isn't a dog". Cool stuff.

Dude... has anybody HAD one a them garlic bread prime rib jauns? That sounds delicious, and I'd probably stab your mother for one right about now.

Sucking. With the Cubs and allll their fans.