Interesting Names? Please?

So, I've recently gotten engaged and we decided that we will not by taking each other's names--we want to get a new name for ourselves. Trouble is, we have yet to think of anything terribly interesting or unique for a new last name--or at least anything we can agree on.

Any suggestions?

Smith or Jones.

I already suggested Smith. That idea was shot down.

Whorebag?

"Samen." It means "together" in Dutch.

Of course, someone with the mentality of a third grader will call you "semen" or "salmon."

"Tillsammans" in Swedish.

"Junto" in Portuguese.

Was trying to think of something that would denote (at least to the two of you) what it symbolizes.

My tribe ate salmon. It could work.

. . .

::waits for the semen-eating joke from the third grader::

Brick-House

By the way...I dig the fact that you and your fiance aren't doing the typical, traditional bullshit expected by society.

Are you going to have a naked midget marry the two of you?

Naked midget? Nah. My grandma is going to be there.

Maybe we'll hire one for the honeymoon.

names? how quaint. you two could be the first ever mr. and mrs. 38354720064.

Join the 21st century in style. Be the first people with a bracode for a name.

McAwesomesauce.

My favorite porn name (that i made up)


Wilford Rimley

ananda,

it means bliss, or delight, or joy.

What language is that?

Like 34b?

Haircut 3000
Starfield
Feathershine
Laquistabottomsy

sanskrit.

I've got a ton of them...

wallstreet...that would be neat.

Mercury

Cronenberg