NEWS: Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Dad"

I am sure he gets tired of the same dumb questions, that is how the impossible story of having his blood drained and replaced was started as well.

I'm thinking that snorting a line of Dear ole' Dad is probably one of the tamer things Keith Richards has done in his life. I wasn't shocked in the slightest.

My Granny felt more like Wheaties.

The Dude abides!!

Ahhhh Keith....they don't make rock stars like that anymore....

Ah, typical media spin (not being true - well...according to good ol' Keef). However, I'd have to say it's a pretty creative story and one for his scrap books. I did however believe it was real initially because nothing surprises me with that guy! I thought much worse has probably been up his nose. Even then, given all the death and destruction nowadays, although it is a disturbing thought, it was mildly entertaining with a splash of fuck-me-runnin'.

wow. seriously.... wow.

this may be the greatest photo response to an article ever. the only thing better would be video of the wind catching the ashes. fucking. priceless.

I'll bet nothing the edge of a credit card wouldn't fix.

My first reaction was, "I wonder if that would burn?"

Well, he screwed himself on this one:

Disney bans Richards from "Pirates" promotion after dad-snorting remarks

isn't keith 84? how could his dad be the same age as him?

Hell, he may have said it for just that reason.