NEWS: Al Goldstein: Pornographer and Presidential Candidate

CULTURE: Al Goldstein: Pornographer and Presidential Candidate

The former publisher of Screw Magazine, Al Goldstein has decided to throw his hat into the already swamped field of presidential hopefuls. Last week the cantankerous pornographer, who also hosted the X-rated public access cable show, Midnight Blue, launched his campaign with a customary Goldstein attack via his blog.

I suspect that Dennis Kucinich wishes that he could be as poetic.



Since Al has famously waged wars with ex-wives (and his "ex-son," as he calls him) and the FCC as well as defeated corporate powers like Pillsbury in the courts, can the fight for the White House really be that much more difficult? It would be a big change to have the first president with a Not Safe For Work Website, wouldn't it? I, for one, am looking forward to FearTheReaper's "Fuck Al Goldstein" column.

Hasn't Larry Flynnt already done this several times?

That's good enough for me!

Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.

It's a joke.

whatever

doug stanhope is my canddate!

at least you will know what kind of fucking the white house it going to give us

I never knew Bush craved the cock.

He sucks hard enough.

Ba-dumpDump-DUM.

This is worse than the legitimate candidates in what way?

um, no he isn't.

al goldstein is just afraid of running out of babies to kiss.

running mate: robin byrd

Wow, did you really miss the sarcasm of the guy who missed the first sarcasm?

I don't even know what to call it but wow.

its called you missed the sarcasm of the guy who noticed the sarcastic guy who missed the sarcasm of the original sarcastic guy.