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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 04, 2007 09:10 AM

The former publisher of Screw Magazine, Al Goldstein has decided to throw his hat into the already swamped field of presidential hopefuls. Last week the cantankerous pornographer, who also hosted the X-rated public access cable show, Midnight Blue, launched his campaign with a customary Goldstein attack via his blog.

Sometimes, when driving in your car, a truly horrible smell permeates your vehicle and then your nostrils. It is obviously a recently killed skunk and your olfactory facilities are as offended as when you smell really dirty feet or an asshole that has not been properly wiped. When this happens again, you may be surprised to notice something else. You could be in the presence of our president George W. Bush. This former coke addict, alcoholic and possible bi-sexual stole his first and possibly second election like Willie Sutton stole money from banks.



I suspect that Dennis Kucinich wishes that he could be as poetic.

Since Al has famously waged wars with ex-wives (and his “ex-son,” as he calls him) and the FCC as well as defeated corporate powers like Pillsbury in the courts, can the fight for the White House really be that much more difficult? It would be a big change to have the first president with a Not Safe For Work Website, wouldn’t it? I, for one, am looking forward to FearTheReaper’s “Fuck Al Goldstein” column.

artmovesproduct

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO
August 2006

APR 04, 2007 09:11 AM

Hasn't Larry Flynnt already done this several times?

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

APR 04, 2007 09:18 AM

Promises:
- Removing the "o" from country



That's good enough for me!

geo35

geo35

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

APR 04, 2007 09:34 AM

Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 04, 2007 09:37 AM

geo35 said:
Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.


It's a joke.

Sedition1216

Sedition1216

Buffalo, NY
July 2005

APR 04, 2007 09:45 AM

puke whatever

Sedition1216

Sedition1216

Buffalo, NY
July 2005

APR 04, 2007 09:46 AM

smile doug stanhope is my canddate!

cunninglinquist

cunninglinquist

Quakertown, PA
November 2003

APR 04, 2007 10:15 AM

at least you will know what kind of fucking the white house it going to give us

SignalNoise

SignalNoise

USA
February 2004

APR 04, 2007 11:00 AM

I never knew Bush craved the cock.

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

APR 04, 2007 11:13 AM

SignalNoise said:
I never knew Bush craved the cock.



He sucks hard enough.

SignalNoise

SignalNoise

USA
February 2004

APR 04, 2007 12:08 PM

Signon said:

SignalNoise said:
I never knew Bush craved the cock.



He sucks hard enough.



Ba-dumpDump-DUM. wink

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

APR 04, 2007 01:51 PM

This is worse than the legitimate candidates in what way?

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

APR 04, 2007 02:05 PM

geo35 said:
Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.


um, no he isn't.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

APR 04, 2007 02:18 PM

al goldstein is just afraid of running out of babies to kiss.

running mate: robin byrd

zoom image

Flawedhero

Flawedhero

Suwanee, GA
October 2006

APR 04, 2007 07:46 PM

jason said:

geo35 said:
Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.


um, no he isn't.



Wow, did you really miss the sarcasm of the guy who missed the first sarcasm?

I don't even know what to call it but wow.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

APR 18, 2007 12:11 AM

Flawedhero said:

jason said:

geo35 said:
Oh, yeah. Al Goldstein is "poetic." Mmm-hmmm.


um, no he isn't.


Wow, did you really miss the sarcasm of the guy who missed the first sarcasm?

I don't even know what to call it but wow.


its called you missed the sarcasm of the guy who noticed the sarcastic guy who missed the sarcasm of the original sarcastic guy. tongue