Beat me to it. Blast!

Clearly she needs that settlement money for some schooling. Cervices (cervixes? cervices? cervixen? los cervix?) do not orgasm, hon, no matter how hot your new boyfriend is.

scarekrow

Chicago, IL

December 2005

APR 02, 2007 08:50 PM

JoLeigh said:
holy shit so can I sue my ex for emotional distress after finding him cheating, on me, in my house?!?!

HMMM

(sees dollar signs)

I'll bust knee caps if you split the profits.

Ha. I love the responses to this. I don't think the guy will get too far... it would open up so much more shit, and be protested for rights. I think ill send him a big old package of super absorbent huggies or pampers to help him get through this seriously dude grow some balls. I mean yeah it was a cunt thing for her to do but shit happens. There ARE such things as bad break ups you know... we've all been through it, and we all sure as shit didn't bank 1million every time.

Gringo

Liberty Lake, WA

May 2006

APR 03, 2007 12:41 AM

I doubt/hope this lawsuit doesn't go far. It's just another bullshit suit clogging our court system.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

APR 03, 2007 12:52 AM

I find it funny that he's claiming it was all a ruse to 'get his seed'. Is he packing Formula 401 or something?

Kaldric

Eugene, OR

April 2006

APR 03, 2007 12:53 AM

Honestly, he really just wants to be the kind of man she wants him to be. She wants him to have more money, so he's trying to get some. Lawsuit Lottery!

Gringo

Liberty Lake, WA

May 2006

APR 03, 2007 01:00 AM

RudieCantFail said:
I find it funny that he's claiming it was all a ruse to 'get his seed'. Is he packing Formula 401 or something?

That remark, sir, is blasphemous!

Kes

USA

August 2006

APR 03, 2007 06:59 PM

I want this on a t-shirt

It's all a ruse to get my seed

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