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Colin_ORegan

Colin_ORegan

Brooklyn, NY
May 2006

APR 02, 2007 10:08 AM





It's not uncommon in New York City to leave someone because someone new comes along, and it's even easier if they have a better apartment. It's shallow, but it's realistic. Apartments in New York, especially in Manhattan, range from pitiful to prime. It's like the effect a hot car had on high school girls in the '70s - at least according to the TV I've watched. So Quoc Pham was hurt but accepted it when the love of his life Neli Petkova left him and announced their breakup publicly.



She dumped Pham in spectacular fashion at Thanksgiving dinner that year when she "publicly stated in front of everyone" that "she had better find someone who could afford to buy an apartment in Manhattan" and that she wouldn't ever trust Pham with their baby, the suit says.



But before the breakup had some closure, Petkova took a cheap shot at Pham which spurred Pham into suing his ex for $1 million in what he is a calling an "intentional infliction of emotional distress."



"[Petkova] returned from a 10-day guided bicycle trip [in 2003] and told [Pham] that she had met someone else that could make her cervix orgasmic just by thinking and that [Pham] was sexually inadequate," the lawsuit charged.



Pham claims that was totally uncalled for to the tune of seven figures. Still, that biking trip must have been intense seeing as Petkova really means that Guy Compton of BackRoads Inc. can go Carrie on her privates making her orgasm using only telekinetic powers.



Pham is accusing Petkova of a conspiracy conducted only to get at Pham's seed with full intention of leaving him for what must be the most powerful man on earth, Guy Compton.



Pham says their whole relationship was just a big ruse, and that she fooled him into thinking she was interested in having a long-term relationship with him and having a baby with in. All she really wanted, Pham claims, was his seed. And now, he alleges that she's told everyone that Pham "abandoned her with the baby, while the truth is that she wanted to get rid of the plaintiff so that she could pursue Mr. Guy Compton."



Ladies, should you be seeking the ultimate in fun and adventure you can request a catalogue for Backroads Inc. here.

Spencer_Dodds

Spencer_Dodds

United Kingdom
March 2007

APR 02, 2007 11:08 AM

If you can't be cruel and vincdictive to exes, who the fuck CAN you be cruel and vindictive to?

jameaterblues

jameaterblues

Vacaville, CA
September 2006

APR 02, 2007 11:22 AM

yeah i've had way worse breakups. does that mean i deserve a million dollars too?
i sure hope so. biggrin

dragonflower

dragonflower

Austin, TX
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 11:26 AM

dood, i'm calling my lawyer. ARRR!!!

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

APR 02, 2007 11:30 AM

Fhat the Wuck?

Nothingful

Nothingful

San Diego, CA
October 2004

APR 02, 2007 11:40 AM

Man, money and people.
Money and people and fucking.

Ridiculous.

TheInfamousMrV

TheInfamousMrV

Saint Paul, MN
November 2005

APR 02, 2007 11:51 AM

God, this is just plain sad.....

Wheres Jerry Springer when you need him?

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 02, 2007 12:00 PM

i back this guy's case 100%

st_even

st_even

Milwaukee, WI
September 2006

APR 02, 2007 12:05 PM

What a vindictive bitch. She's probably like this every time she breaks up with a guy, which probably happens like twice a year. Seriously, she fucking deserves it, if anything just to shut her the fuck up. Her new sex toy will probably suffer the same fate. And he should sue the bitch too.

GOD WHAT A BITCH.

JoLeigh

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

APR 02, 2007 12:08 PM

holy shit so can I sue my ex for emotional distress after finding him cheating, on me, in my house?!?!

HMMM

(sees dollar signs)

zyryx

zyryx

Tyler, TX
April 2004

APR 02, 2007 12:17 PM

from now on, I'm bringing a lawyer on every date, all parts of the date to be negotiated before hand, with heavy fines for any breach of contract. just like in 'Cherry 2000'

WishRyder

WishRyder

Waukee, IA
October 2003

APR 02, 2007 12:36 PM

Lovers need lawyers...



and I realize the video is embarrassingly hard watch...

coleen

coleen

Austin, TX
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 12:45 PM

Geez, what a fucking baby. The ultimate revenge isn't suing someone. It's getting someone way hotter, smarter, funnier and better in the sack, and then "accidently" bumping into the ex at some random location, whilst with your new hunny.

tongue

Suitsme

Suitsme

Regina, SK
October 2005

APR 02, 2007 12:54 PM

Actually.. if he wins, I think the ultimate revenge would actually be meeting someone smarter, funnier and better in the sack, and then "accidently" bumping into the ex at some random location, whilst with your new hunny while holding THEIR million in your wallet.

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

APR 02, 2007 12:57 PM

sportbikepilot said:
from now on, I'm bringing a lawyer on every date, all parts of the date to be negotiated before hand, with heavy fines for any breach of contract. just like in 'Cherry 2000'



this opens up a whole new market for me smile

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

APR 02, 2007 01:00 PM

These people deserve each other. Congratulations, neither of you will ever find a date again.

coleen

coleen

Austin, TX
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 01:05 PM

Suitsme said:
Actually.. if he wins, I think the ultimate revenge would actually be meeting someone smarter, funnier and better in the sack, and then "accidently" bumping into the ex at some random location, whilst with your new hunny while holding THEIR million in your wallet.



Ah yes, agreed. Buaha! Strip the bitch of all her riches!

Hey, you live in Regina, you have a Fuddruckers there!!!!!!

scrillamanilla

scrillamanilla

Pensacola, FL
November 2006

APR 02, 2007 01:16 PM

awww man i'm gonna be suing all my exes pants off!

Untimely

Untimely

USA
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 02:16 PM

Forget the lawsuit, I want to start my own School of Telekinetic Orgasm.
That's where all the money is.

Untimely

Untimely

USA
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 02:16 PM

....double post....?

My psychic powers are already working.

JonnyTheDamned

JonnyTheDamned

Baltimore, MD
February 2003

APR 02, 2007 02:26 PM

I doubt that he'll win, but if he does, I'd hate to see the kind of precedent that would set.

Tritone

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN
May 2004

APR 02, 2007 02:33 PM

Her cervix, you say? And here I've been wasting all my time on the vulva and vagina.

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 03:06 PM

sportbikepilot said:
from now on, I'm bringing a lawyer on every date, all parts of the date to be negotiated before hand, with heavy fines for any breach of contract. just like in 'Cherry 2000'



Way ahead of you

geo35

geo35

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

APR 02, 2007 04:24 PM

Stories like this - and the responses you guys provide - make SG well worth the price. What a fuckin' riot.

Untimely

Untimely

USA
January 2007

APR 02, 2007 05:11 PM

geo35 said:
Stories like this - and the responses you guys provide - make SG well worth the price. What a fuckin' riot.



Maybe regular posters deserve a free pair of pink SG undies, too.

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