NEWS: Men Look At Crotches A Lot

Are those two separate theories?

I tried that but the text proved unreadable.

Men are just more aware of the extreme power that is George Brett's crotch.

Yea, but he uses too much pine tar.

george brett was my dads favortie baseball player...should i be creeped out?

Why?

Personally, I don't believe I stare at men OR women's crotches.
Asses, now...that's a different story (on women). And boobs.
I suppose I could do it unconsciously. Maybe I should get one of those eye-trackers to be sure.

did someone actually fund this study??

Tear your eyes away ... if you can!

that is a question worth funding

It looks...broken.

I don't think you were supposed to scale the text down so that only covered the area of your penis on the paper.

the first thing i noticed was his shoes.

The first thing I noticed was her smile...and then the guy's pants/body position (which struck me as effeminate). Mostly because of the tightness/style of them and then I noticed you could see his ding ding.

I like zippers just happens they're in the same area as said "hot spots".

I would have scaled up the wang, but I don't like to lie on my resume.